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Ben Reilly is my pet spider and I was wildly sad to discover there was almost no fandom for this show so... here I am :]
I'm new to writing fanfiction and creating fan content on my own please bear with me!

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Petey | Bones
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He/Him
Ben Reilly is my pet spider and I was wildly sad to discover there was almost no fandom for this show so... here I am :]
I'm new to writing fanfiction and creating fan content on my own please bear with me!
My genuine only critique of this show is that it's so dedicated to having this vintage vibe, from the smokey New York to the filming to the costuming and even the casting, and then phones it in with the music?
Especially Cat Hardy's first number gets me. The modern beat kicking in is so jarring, when it could have been a great 'why don't you do me right' introduction to her. Why not just make her do a regular cover of the song?
Maybe I'm just biased because I actually enjoy that sort of music, and it was meant to be appealing to a wider audience... but that in itself is disappointing to me.
10/10 other than that
You knew?
Tw: spoilers
One thing I love about the new show is bens character as a whole, but especially how he acts, he had to learn how to be human again from movies, and it shows, he acts less like everyone around him but more like someone playing the character of a sleezy detective, sure he quite literally is that, but it's almost cartoonishly obvious just by the way he talks, he can probably reference movies with ease, he's clearly mesmerized things from said movies, he also plays characters and is able to put on another persona on quickly, he's been a plumber, A soidler, A patient.
i am convinced he just got really hyperfixated on film during that year of trying to act more human. C'mon man. Love this guy
I love him but why is he so fucking hard to draw dude jesus christ .
TIL that spiders apparently don't really go to sleep, more like just become motionless to save energy (but then again I saw some shit contradicting it and some agreeing so i may be just spewing bullshit here)
But now I imagine Ben, really fucking tired from investigating and crime fighting and overall existing, just one day becomes motionless. He was talking (more like trying not to fall asleep) with Janet or Robbie and then suddenly just stops moving, nothing, won't even blink.
Like his Spider side just decided that enough is enough and that he needs to conserve energy lest he like dies from exhaustion or something
Janet and/or Robbie are freaking out because he just stopped, outta nowhere, they're not even sure if he is breathing
Their first thought is to get him to the hospital but they know how much Ben dislikes those (something something trauma from all the experiments on him something something) so they just get him home. Do I know how? No. Do I care? Also no
And only in the safe space of his bed does Ben actually move. And by "move" i mean he falls asleep almost immediately in that weird position of his
He sleeps for a whole day or two, Robbie and Janet checking up on him numerous times
Dunno random idea I had in a tram, might write it later if I find time
Ben saying he “still has the arachnid genes” and had to watch movies to relearn how to act human perfectly explains other scenes…when he was a “plumber” and broke into the couple’s home to get his suit back? When he acted like a freak patient in the doctor’s office? Yeah he was literally acting like the people in the movies lol
The “what a dump” moment is literally lifted from a popular movie of the era. He’s not witty, he’s spitting out what he best thinks fits the situation based on what he’s watched onscreen.
I love my arachnid autistic man
Spider-Noir detail I haven't seen mentioned: The fact that Ben is canonically copying movies would mean that in-universe, everyone just thinks he's one of those guys who won't stop making pop culture references all day. When he walked into Silvermane's fancy, spotless home and went "What a dump!" Silvermane wasn't thinking "Wow, what boldly sarcastic wit," he was thinking "Oh, yeah, I saw Beyond the Forest, too. That was alright."
So far the series is amazing, it keeps feeling more and more like a history drama like the classic movies. Really like this new look on a older spiderman too!
spider noir 🕷️⊹₊ ⋆
you can't beat him up. you can't. he's the birthday boy. he's only sixty years old for the love of christ
ya know i am genuinely curious how spider-noir is being so slept on.
ben reilly is a tumblr tailor made genuine wet cat sad hound dog eyes trash fire of a human being blorbo AND YET
cat hardy is a slinky, complex beautifully rendered gaslight gatekeep girlboss with a tragic backstory AND YET
robbie robertson is a take no shit know your worth let me help ray of sunshine AND YET
janet ruiz is a fast talking competent to hell and back investigator with a heart of gold who WILL cut a bitch for her friends and family AND YET
you disappoint me, tumblr.
Fucking beautiful
Fantastic show, what a lil 50smth year old guy🙏
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"That's my little meow meow!" I say, pointing at a traumatised war veteran with spider powers played by 60yo Nicolas Cage
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