This

I spend most of my life really nervous and confused but there are good moments.

[pinksvoice]

[priincealiababwa]

[bon-appetit-babey]

fresh from the batk (bon appétit text-post kitchen) pt.2

[oldoldlink]

an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[ripe]

rastawhiteshepherd on ig

[bantlers-old]

The guardian spirit of the land

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[coppers-clean-blog]

The forbidden corndog

[optical-delusion]

[onlycatgifs]

[distressedphilosopher-deactivat]

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

[gideongaius]

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

[superamatista]

“¡Gracias! ¡Lo odio!”

[kafkaesque-meat-deactivated2025]

“Danke, ich hasse es.”

“Merci, je déteste”

[feministfront]

Tak, jeg hader det.

[amvs]

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

[amvs]

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

[smythas]

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

[thatgirlonstage]

Imagine being on trial and you look over at the jury and John Mulaney is just sitting there. How do you handle that, psychologically. How do you not conclude your life has turned into a piece of absurdist theatre

[feminismandmedia]

[gaytheist-dyke]

Me: *sets my alarm for tomorrow*

Phone: Alarm is set for 4 hours and 37 minutes from now.

Me:

[mens-rights-activia]

[bendi-and-bucci-deactivated2023]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[davepetasprites]

[invalleumbraemortis]

I hate this so much 😂

[thebestoftumbling]

[woluf]

#this is the happiest video in existence #also the grass reminds me of the land before time grass that i wanted to eat as a kid 

[naturallyaspirated]

@olumea

[apoeticmindset]

“I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG!” 

[imdefinitelyyourcat]

If you fail to smile please unfollow me

[theoldness]

bitch…omg

[spock-ho-deactivated20170609]

omfg

[elpiso]

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

[tiqerboy-archive-blog]

this is a carwash for people

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

[hollisofficial]

[ocfos]

You fucker

[westcountryadventure]

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

[the-dwemereths-numidium]

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

[finding-luciano]

[readableporn]

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

[mediumsizedboy]

This is what they saw in birdbox

[nyquilnap]