Anachronism

my name’s Anna and i’m here to say, “i’m here to eat spaghetti, i’m a major gay”

[the-big-mood]

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

[parakored]

I also draw this for Dispatch

[inhaleaaaaaaaa]

Also! I’ve been figuring out the synergies! They seem to even have custom voice lines for being paired with eachother! These are the ones I found, there may be more though. Probably hard to read.

Coupé and Punch Up

C: “Knuckles.” PU: “Knives”

PU: “Did you get scarier?” C: “Did you get shorter?”

PU: “Ladies first.” C: “Ever the gentleman.”

C: “Don’t fall behind.” PU: “Ma’am yes Ma’am.”

C: “Top of the mornin’.” PU: “Alright, settle down.”

Flambae and Prism

Pr: “Hey hottie.” F: “Thanks for noticing.”

Pr: “It’s over for you bitches.” F: “Damn fucking right.”

F: “Don’t mess with perfection.” Pr: “He’s so real for that.”

F: “How’s my hair?” Pr: “Perfect as always.”

F: “Make some room everybody, clear the way.” Pr: “Bad bitches coming through!”

Sonar and Malevola

M: “Give ‘em Hell.” S: “Right back at you.”

S: “Oh, sick.” M: “I know right?”

S: “Fuck yes.” M: “Be cool.”

M: “Cool.” S: “Cool.”

S: “Fuck it, we ball.” M: “Damn right.”

Invisagal and Golem

I: “Sup big guy.” G: “Sup little lady.”

G: “Don’t disappear on me.” I: “Fiiine.”

G: “Where’d you go?” I: “Right behind you.”

G: “Wait for me, baby!” I: “Come on, slowpoke!”

[inhaleaaaaaaaa]

Sigh, I love dispatch

[skeletalheartattack]

[skeletalheartattack]

Visit Original Link

[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[revscarecrow]

Every time I think of this I have to watch it

[coenoflaslea]

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

[herecomesthefirstday]

obsessed with this costume

[spicywreck-deactivated20250215]

if a pathetic pretty man begged me and looked at me like I held his whole world in my hands, I, too, would risk it all and make him my bride

[hop-a-lot]

A piece for TF2 Medic-centric zine! @doctorassistedzine

[sayodoko]

[llegato]

im never deleting tiktok

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[noirepyh]

:’ )

[paper-mario-wiki]

my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.

[paper-mario-wiki]

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[omghotmemes]

Senpai says you’re welcome

[quintusbenedictus]

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.

[ralfmaximus]

There’s also a Firefox/Chrome extension called Behind The Overlay that does all that with one mouse click. Used it for years; what a time saver.

And if you encounter a true paywall, use Archive.Today to bypass it. Just paste the paywalled url into the blue “search archived snapshots” box near the bottom:

[nixcraft]

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

[caroline-vibecheck]

KillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKill

[alluringapex]

There's a way to remove it~

Go into the power shell

then paste in:

reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1

like this

Then restart. Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:

How to Disable Windows Web Search and Speed Up Your PC

Stop the OS from pulling up web results when you just want files and apps.

[venonomnomicon]

incase anyone didnt know there's some great free software to handle disabling windows bloatware without needing to mess with the command line

With the freeware O&O ShutUp10++, unwanted Windows 10 and 11 features can be disabled and the transfer of sensitive personal data onto Micro

O&O AppBuster gives you the control back over your Windows again! Now you decide which apps you want on your computer.

these are a mandatory part of every windows install for me. been using them for years and it's such a lifesaver

[dialphone-archived-deactivated2]

source

[doctormrsthemonarch-deactivated]

welcome. welcome to city 17 you have chosen or have been chosen to get FUCKED IN THE ASS. fuck you. fuck you SOOO much. LEEAAVE THE FUCKING CITY ⁿᵉᵒᵒʷʷ!!! GET BACK ON THAT fucking train and go back where you fucking came from you fucking assholes! I fucking hate you so much. fuck you gordon freeman. i hope you get run over by a fucking train HEHAGHN. you stupid mother-

[mallowmaenad]

holy shit ive been trying to find the source of "leeeeeeeaaave thefuckingcity nooowwww!!!" its been stuck in my head for ages