Mrs Nut Slayer

becca/22/bi/♎ i do a lot of stupid shit

[noitstaylor82]

stardew valley has made me realize how much lingerie violates the geneva convention and i hate that thats a sentence ive typed now

[noitstaylor82]

oh kinkshame? I thought you said KINGshame

either way henry viii was on some fuckshit

[fioblah]

among the tumblr holidays i think that the ides of march is for sure a favorite

[fioblah]

everyone making blackout poetry of this post to spell out “among us” is the worst thing that could have ever happened to anyone on the ides of march. like nothing on the ides of march has ever been this bad

[cave-dvveller]

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[cryptotheism]

[hexanediol]

this was made by a non catholic because dick is step 2

[aliiiiiiice]

[headspace-hotel]

Let me tell you, when I saw this post before I imagined the second version in my head and didn't perceive it as very funny, but now that it is before me and I see it with the very eyeballs of my head, it's 2 in the morning and i've probably woken somebody up cackling violently like a centrifuged chicken

[an-inspired-eternity]

very good dex entry

[bacoose]

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[sasskarian]

I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

[tittyinfinity]

[arcanetrivia]

yeah i bet you did i mean look at the size of that thing

[arcanetrivia]

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

[tamamita]

I don't understand the natdex for the Kanto region, you're telling me that there are only 151 Pokemon, but haven't bothered to check the neighbouring country/region you could get to by the means of walking?

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[super-lazer-piss]

There's been a poll bracket going on YouTube for a while now about who's the coolest Pokemon Gym Leader and the 2 finalists make sense but put together are fucking hilarious

Yakuza boss vs Greg from Sprint Mobile who will win

[o-kurwa]

[sronti]

Scottish independence vote yes campaign slogan idea

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Irish independence vote yes campaign slogan idea

[cacen]

Welsh independence vote yes campaign slogan idea

[halberdierminister]

Look at this cool new t-shirt I made for fans of Abraham Lincoln! I made it on my own time, with my own resources, and without any affiliation to existing public or private institutions concerned with history, education, hospitality, culture or retail. You can find it at my new Threadless shop or directly at bit.ly/imissabe

[deadpansasser]

[halberdierminister]

[oglegoggle]

[halberdierminister]

[toskarin]

the oedipal task of doing the dishes

[toskarin]

SISYPHEQN SISYPHEAN

[shittyalchemist]

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

[girl-sosleepy]

tags from @cromerholt

[important-animal-images]

[powerburial]

Trauma’s Mark