Piku

Moving accounts bye

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[nomoredancingscream]

IM MOVING

Switching accounts to @The-Dancing-Scream so there’s that

[thecommonchick]

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

[lord-kitschener]

@hussainthemvp meme boyd

[lazytown-memes]

[strangeparker]

[agentromanoffsir]

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

[nomoredancingscream]

the united states government: lets give five people the ability to decide for 300+ million what should happen to the internet.

the american people: that sounds kinda ... bad

the united states government: that's because it is. now go fuck yourself. (:

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[klapollo]

we are mere weeks away from grandpa suing the pants off of Santa

[klapollo]

you’re absolutely right

[odinsblog]

[tyleroakley]

incredible

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[just-shower-thoughts]

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

[majere636]

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.

[awesome-picz]

Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

[sa2ha]

oh my GOD

[taylorbrownok]

[hellenhighwater]

this is so goddam close to being a perfectly sick burn. so close. and yet so far.

[starcrossed-sky]

y'our

[dig-dug]

when u know somebody is lyin

[glumshoe]

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

[glumshoe]

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.