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Maika | 24 | They/Them       I am literally an alien

[dagger6art]

Running in the new world.

[bopybatdraws]

So I just saw guardians of the galaxy 3 in theater yesterday and... All I gotta say is..

💗✨Floor my beloved❤️✨🐰🌺

[vampir4te]

two things. one: in Prophecy Girl, Xander had to do mouth to mouth on Buffy because Angel has no breath. two: Spike smokes near constantly.

Possible explanations.

one: vampires can breathe if they decide to, Angel just doesn’t know cpr or mouth to mouth for shit.

two: spike can’t actually smoke he just lights cigarettes to look cool (I mean, you hardly ever see him take more than two drags before stubbing it out).

three: Spike can breathe if he wants to, and Angel can’t. it’s one of the reasons they hate each other.

[kellkyy]

Its from that meme

[kaijuno]

[transfemmbeatrice]

“I don’t think that I accepted that I wasn’t gonna die young until I was 26 or 27. I really don’t think I fully…when I was 14, 15, 16, 17–I mean I knew as sure as I know that I am wearing green shoes that I was going to die before much happened. It was a certainty for me. And I had shaken off the directly suicidal urge by the time I was 21 or 22, but I still was pretty sure I was going to die pretty young, it really felt like an inevitability. It takes a long time to realize no, you’ve changed…if you shared those feelings with people at some point you go, ‘well, I guess we’re going to stick around.’ And it’s a funky thing to admit because there’s a part of your inner younger self that kind of judges you for that.”

John Darnielle fucking me up with the single most relatable thing he’s ever said

[lapsedmathematician]

reminds me of when he was about to play werewolf gimmick in 2015 and

“[Audience member: Live hard, die young!] Yeah, it’s a little too late for that, man. It’s easy for you to say. I have news for you: sometimes… sometimes it turns out the slogan you didn’t know you were living by was ‘live hard, live long.’ The slogan begins to stretch: ‘live hard, live long, feel pain, go on. Wake up, keep going, keep going, keep going. Grow old, keep going, outlive all friends, last man alive, unending desert, so many stars, limitless, endless stars, throne standing alone in the desert, and yourself [inaudible]…'”

[forthegothicheroine]

I’m not a classicist, but I suspect one of the reasons so many of the Greek gods are portrayed so unflatteringly was less because they were seen as villains than because they represented their domains.  Of course Zeus sometimes misuses his power, that’s what a king does.  Of course Artemis’s wrath is wild and painful, that’s what nature can be.  Of course Hades snatched away a young girl from her mother’s arms, that’s what death does.  This is one of the reasons callout posts for some gods comparing them negatively to ‘nicer’ gods are kind of missing the point.

[selavy]

as someone who is partially a classicist, this is a better analysis of Greek mythology as a whole than 99.95% of the takes I’ve seen on here (and a substantial number of the takes I’ve seen in ~academia~)

[blackqueerblog]

being aware of the impact of things we can often not think about (like straws) is important if we’re to make strides on environmental preservation 

that does not eclipse the importance of being aware of how it impacts disabled people. they’re both conversations we need to have

[fumblebeefae]

and on top of this ableism, banning plastic straws won’t do shit for the environment because straws aren’t even close to being the main cause of plastics pollution. Calling for a ban on straws is the same bs of shifting the blame of pollution onto the general public when its massive corporations, businesses and governments as a result of capitalism that is to blame. Disabled people shouldn’t have to be thrown under the bus so you can feel better about the environment without having to do actually do anything of worth.

[felicitypdf]

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

[aflo]

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

[ipunchmen]

please respect european cultural dishes

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[semutamusic]

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[noblepeasant]

The fucking Shiba judge.

[olderthannetfic]

Our queen! LOL.

[nonbinarypartypoison]

why is the transition animal always a butterfly not a frog

[chibird]

This is your sign that things will be okay. 🌙

Chibird store | Positive pin club | Webtoon

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[totallyfubar]

The reason the work you’ve done on how you feel doesn’t seem like it’s working is because you need to do it until it works. It’s never been “this strategy will pull you up” it’s always been “here’s something you can do that will END with you getting out of that hole” the climbing still hurts and the being underground still hurts but that doesn’t mean it’s not working

[totallyfubar]

*doing laundry* “this doesn’t feel better

*cooking meals* this doesn’t feel better

*exercising* this doesn’t feel better

*making art* this doesn’t feel better

*cleaning the apartment* this doesn’t feel better

*somewhere months or years down the line*

holy shit

[totallyfubar]

tl;dr

[awed-frog]

Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred-and-first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not the last blow that did it, but all that had gone before.

Jacob Riis

[bunnywand-archive]

this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song

[verdantmoontruther]

no because the first time he was doing just fine but the second time he was doing JUST fine

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

it’s “Dark Soul,” the famous protagonist of the hit franchise, Dark Souls! known for his famous quotes: “everything is darkest before the soul” and “every soul has its dark”

[officialspanishinquisition]

I want to hit your face with a brick

[cvberitual]

chill out and have a drink from the ester flask