[polyesterdress]

[nonegenderwithleftfemme]

@riotsquirrrl

[fannyrosie]

La pluie de vos injures n'atteint point le parapluie de mon indifférence.

[sarazanmai]

[abyssal-glory]

this is the best one everyone else go home

[shitty-ink]

English and French versions

[fannyrosie]

Ok, so this post I made of Madame Bissonnette has reached meme level, but that drawing is everything 😂

[jaubaius]

It belongs in a museum,I think

[su-whisterfield]

This is utterly fabulous!

[grandmastattoo]

as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed

[waepenwifestre]

none binary with left titty

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

You fucking genius

[riotsquirrrl]

@nonegenderwithleftfemme

[nonegenderwithleftfemme]

Accurate, tho opposite titty

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[larrytrainor]

boba actually means boob 😔

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

[anarch0possum]

we been drinkin

titty tea

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[superegomaniac]

Wheeeennnnn

you’rrreee

bit by a peel,

well the pain that you feel,

that’s a moray.

[parkery]

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

[magical-canoe]

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

[summerhatern1]

“My parents… are dead” OMG

[kingofthewilderwest]

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

[twinsfawn]

yeah

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

I got “queer ?????? queer” I’m dead of laughter

[nonegenderwithleftfemme]

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[hart-of-the-grove-deactivated20]

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

[pools-of-venetianblue]

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:

the most patient and long suffering clawdia

bob ross, but a vet 

squish the cat

squish the cat, but with a towel

absolute unit mr. pirate

a little chubby but quite beautiful

please watch this immediately

[bodecats]

Squish! That! Cat!

[yournewapartment]

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.

I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.

TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video. 

[ryanhatesthis]

This is honest to god one of the best videos I’ve ever seen

[laughterkey]

Always reblog

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

You are Superman, aren’t you? Lois, look, we’ve been through these hallucinations of yours before. Can’t you see what you almost did? Throwing yourself off a building 30 stories high? Can’t you see what a tragic mistake you almost made? I made a mistake? I made a mistake because I risked my life instead of yours. Lois! Don’t be insane! And don’t fall down ‘cause you’re just going to have to get up again! Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006)

[estebanwaseaten]

This scene features one of the best things about Chris Reeve’s portrayal, which is that he physicalized his different choices between playing Clark and Superman. Like, look at the difference:

He could go from Rick Moranis to Chris Evans with just his posture. It’s like his glasses are weighing his entire body down. Here it is, in motion:

Acting.

[mcgregorswench]

This is a perfect example that proves that the Clark Kent disguise actually does work….and how it works….

[intjint]

Christopher Reeve was the best Superman and still is

[geekinglikeaboss]

Are we gonna discuss that Lois Lane rationalized that Superman wouldn’t even feel a bullet, thus wouldn’t even know he hadn’t been hit, causing Clark Kent to reveal himself for who he truly is without her having to risk anybodies life?

[nonegenderwithleftfemme]

@thedragonemrys

[plumwildflowers]

I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine

[elodieunderglass]

i don’t know how vine so perfectly encapsulated the best of humanity but that was a weird time

[jaidefinichonv2]

[foolishandfurious]

Hela wouldn’t have been able to do a damn thing to this.

[nonegenderwithleftfemme]

@mrsbshi @thedragonemrys

[adzolotl]

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[growingsucculents]

Legs

[sweetchimera-art]

escape