Kirsty Type Nonsense

A collection of the utter nonsense my dear friend kirsty utters.

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My dad's birth family were Donnellys. Aaand my grans birth family were-no wait. Just her family. She wasn't donated!

Kirsty - I'm not quite sure she understands the finer points of adoption. . .

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Imagine letting me choke at the age of forty-six just because I sound sexy. Ugh. Men

Kirsty - On why we shouldnt strive to change ourselves for relationships with men

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The inside of my foot is like a nice secret that people never see. They start at the top or the bottom and never see

Kirsty - On how soft the skin on her feet is

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Oh that's cool. It turns your photos into a cow. . . Wait. I meant trees.

Kirsty - on cool new display options

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I need to look at armadillos for a while. THEY HAVE NAMES! Oh my god they're so disgusting

Kirsty - on finding her new favourite animal

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Oh no! I got labia on your bed

Kirsty - labia is this new colour of sorbet they've started making. I went for chocolate

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We can shave a cat.... I mean we could, but that's quite mean We could shave a cat into my head....

Kirsty and Heather - discussing rad new 'dos

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Oh you're so pretty!! Look at your ribs!!!

Kirsty - making new friends on the walk home

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My brain is broken I meant to say 'ghosts' but my brain said 'rice'

Kirsty - I mean, both are pale

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That door doesn't work without the owl

Kirsty - on the finer points of privacy

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I want to be made out of your skin

Kirsty - on the finer points of friendship

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My egg is litchy!

Kirsty - always creating new names for appendages

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Oh no!!!! I've got a big drop of ear on my nose!!!!

Kirsty - it's raining

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Well. I broke my glasses with a banana

Kirsty - the perils of potassium

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A watched pot is never a kettle

Kirsty - on the finer points of boiling water

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I'm really glad you don't have to wear clothes on your face

Kirsty - playing dress up

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It's funny cause you can see the air my feet are breathing

Kirsty - admiring her new shoes