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{This user God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man}

juelzsantanabandana

What if your mans kink was to have you talk like a cowboy

“ lissen here I reckon you better gimmie the rootin'est tootin'est NUT this side of the rio grande”

xxxtenchittaphon-deactivated202

Moral of the secret history is to stay in ur fuckin lane Richard shoulda just let them conjugate their greek verbs incorrectly tbh

lmaoatheist-deactivated20121230

aspiringdoctors-blog

A classic.

DYING

n0chillvibes

clickbait’s inspiration

dykely

nobody has brought back one of my most favorite vines yet ?? iconic

deadbishop-blog

I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and

Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)

radio-silents

…ask me about my 20s Star Wars AU

kameik0

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

takineko

Harrison Ford eating his mic is still my fav

angelrinisadork

The fact that Hayden Christiansen is such an absolute klutz is my favorite

writingsbychlo

C3PO going face down was what got my reblog omg

cruzfucker

third base is me asking if you hate me

stunningpicture

$180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car

marlbororedgirl

aesthetic

autonomous-geordie-deactivated2

Class war.

1esknineteen

#stuart semple attacking anish kapoor

yesterdaysprint

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, December 22, 1908

tolkien-shitposting

hyrude

fact: ppl named katie with a k are inherently more powerful than those who spell it with a c. the strongest catie could fight the weakest katie and would still be obliterated. however, katies ending in ie are superior to katies ending in y, with k/catis as the most inferior katie. the katie hierarchy is as follows: katie, katy, kati, catie, caty, cati. katherines, however, are the most powerful of all, with catherines at a distant second. if, for god knows what reason, you place an i between the a and the t (see: caitie, kaity), you do not qualify as a true katie, and will not survive past a single round of katie v katie fisticuffs.

lesbigender-deactivated20210201

Question: Could the strongest Catie beat the weakest Kati?

hyrude

it would be a close match. at that point, it comes down to strategy and dirty tricks, but under the right circumstances, i would argue that catie COULD beat kati

mushie8123

What about Katelyn?

habitualshaker

reblog if you and your other muscular, shirtless friends with identical haircuts like to sit around out back drinking vodka and smashing folding chairs over each others backs