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kirishima: what is mirio to you?
tamaki: the reason i wake up every morning
mirio, earlier that morning, barging into tamaki's room while blasting music: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
MANGA SPOILERS (ish)
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort
happy april fools y’all
how bad could it possibly be
this is it. this is my favorite tag on this post
it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
He goes on for like several examples too.
“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”
“Cut it off.”
“wut”
“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”
“wut”
“What”
“Did I fucking stutter?”
Michael Sheen changed his twitter name to ‘David Tennant’, his profile pic to a weeping angel with his face and is being feral.
aren’t bratty, annoying younger siblings the absolute worst?? this is sloppy af but i couldnt be bothered lmao
JUMPIN’ JACKS
hello and welcome to another completely ordinary episode of Weird Biology, where all our facts are 110% verified and I am absolutely not making any of this up. promise.
today I’m going to introduce you to a very special creature found across the American West! you’ll find this critter anywhere the mountains touch the sky in a way that just makes you want to throw your cowboy hat on the ground and holler. yeehaw!
(ahem.)
it’s-
the Jackalope is a Fearsome Critter that resembles a jackrabbit with deer antlers. despite their looks, Jackalopes are not actually related to either jackrabbits or deer. their closest relatives are the Bavarian Wolpertinger and the Swedish Skvader, and together they tepresent the only living members of the order Tete numquam relinquam.
Jackalopes grow to be around 20 inches long and 6-8 pounds. their antlers may have up to 5 points, though 2 is more common. they do not shed their antlers like deer, but keep the same pair their entire lives (barring injury or antler theft by another Jackalope, which has been documented).
they also break into cars and rifle through the glove compartment for spare change.
Jackalopes are usually solitary animals, though they do occasionally gather in groups (called a Posse) to harass a predator or sing campfire songs together. they live on a strict diet of grasses, beanie-weenies, and smores.
unlike jackrabbits or deer, Jackalopes will only mate during a lightning strike. they are one of very few animals to do so (others include the Hide-Behind and the Common Yard Gnome). you’d think this would make them a rare animal, but may I remind you how much lightning the American West gets?
they aren’t uncommon, lets put it that way.
Jackalopes are found from Colorado to California, but are most common in Wyoming. in fact, the first documented sighting of a Jackalope was near Douglas Wyoming in 1829 (Jackalopes had been seen before this point, but as Jackalopes are nocturnal many of these sightings were misidentified as drunken raccoons wearing hats).
Douglas still holds an annual Jackalope Festival, and the Douglas Chamber of Commerce remains the only place in the world to get a valid Jackalope Hunting License (valid from midnight-2am June 31st, must have IQ no higher than 72 to apply). Jackalope hunting is unfortunately necessary to manage their population, as invading humans wiped out the Jackalope’s only natural predators centuries ago.
their only predators these days are taxidermists and tourists
population controls are also necessary because Jackalopes are exceedingly dangerous. irritable and aggressive, they will gore humans with their sharp antlers without hesitation. and since a Jackalope can sprint up to 90 mph, they are entirely capable of killing even bears with their antlers. in fact, they are often referred to as the Warrior Rabbit. (and that’s no joke.)
if you encounter a Jackalope in the wild, try to remain calm. quickly lie prone on the ground, and hold very still while humming the Roy Rogers song “Happy Trails to You”. if there is more than one Jackalope, fear not! you still have a few seconds to get your affairs in order.
(no seriously in case of attack by a Posse of Jackalopes, hurl an open can of beanie-weenies and run like hell in the opposite direction)
we recommend keeping an open can of beanie-weenies on your person at all times.
it is incredibly difficult to hunt the Jackalope, but not impossible. hunters simply take advantage of a few of the Jackalopes’ more ridiculous weaknesses.
Jackalopes are habitual drinkers and are attracted to the scent of whisky (single-malt only, they know what they like). they are also attracted to the dulcet tones of the harmonica, as Jackalopes have a crippling fondness for campfire sing-alongs (more on this later).
so if you see someone sneaking around in the brush with an open bottle of whiskey while humming discordantly on a harmonica, fear not! it’s merely your friendly local Jackalope hunter! (I mean, probably.)
maybe don’t stick around to find out.
Jackalopes communicate with a series of whistling tones, commonly called a “yodel”. out on the trail, Western evenings are often filled with the sound of yodeling Jackalopes. they are also excellent vocal mimics, and are capable of reproducing human speech. they often use this ability to confuse travelers, calling out things like “this way!” and “no, over here!” from the bushes. basically, they’re a bunch of dicks.
Jackalopes are also famous for being overfond of campfire singalongs. a Posse of Jackalopes will often surround a boy scout campfire from a safe distance, and sing along with the ruder camp songs. after the campers are asleep, the Jackalopes will steal any unattended smores and car keys.
they go for watches too, look out.
despite their general aggressiveness and dickish ways, Jackalopes remain a powerful force in Western popular culture. stuffed Jackalopes decorate gas station restrooms from Colorado to the Mojave, and their likenesses adorn cheesy postcards across America. truly, this Fearsome Critter is a force to be reckoned with.
it is our sincere hope that the legend of the Jackalope persists for a long time to come.
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thanks for reading! you can find the rest of the Weird Biology series here.
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Hey guys, so uhhh this is just something that’s been on my mind lately, and, listen. I don’t want anyone to take this the wrong way, but like….. maybe? Kirishima isn’t,, that great a character…? Like. The fandom loves him sooooo much, when honestly he’s,,, not that special? And I just don’t understand wh— Fuck. f u c k i can’t do this..,,,, not even for april fools, not for a stupid prank, not about my son, i can’t……,.. it’s too much, im not strong enough….. fuck, i’m crying, turn the cameras off, please just, turn them off-
this is the kind of prank we need more of.
He’s offering $2k PER ADULT not per household and $1k for everyone below 18
enough primaries remain to get him nominated, please if you are in a state then campaign, if not contact people you know that are.
Bernie’s campaign suspended direct fundraising activities yesterday. Instead, they are asking supporters to donate to Meals on Wheels, No Kid Hungry, Restaurant Workers’ Community Foundation COVID-19 Emergency Relief Fund, One Fair Wage Emergency Fund, and the National Domestic Workers Alliance:
Meals on Wheels delivers prepared food to seniors all across the country. This is especially important in the pandemic, as seniors are at high risk, and limiting their need to go to the grocery store by delivering these meals is a critical service.
No Kid Hungry makes sure that children get the food they need, especially since schools are closed across the country. Their service is especially important as families who lose their jobs need to keep their kids fed.
Restaurant Workers’ Community Foundation COVID-19 Emergency Relief Fund is providing direct financial support to restaurant workers who are out of work or have reduced hours because of the pandemic. They are also supporting community organizations of local workers and providing loans to restaurants to re-open when it is safe.
National Domestic Workers Alliance is giving financial support to in-home care workers, nannies, and house cleaners who have to stay home and not work in order to reduce the spread of the virus.
One Fair Wage Emergency Fund gives funds directly to service workers affected by the pandemic, including restaurant, salon, airport, rideshare, and gig economy workers who find themselves out of work or without customers.
These five groups cover a large section of the problems that we are immediately facing as the health crisis creates an economic crisis. While we need to do much, much more as a country, supporting these groups is a good first step to take if you’re able to do so right now.
Living in Missouri, I’m particularly frustrated by the singular and specific lack of leadership form state & local government (I know, I know. I vote, but I’m outnumbered here), and it is strikingly apparent to me that the only clear and decisive leadership we’re seeing on the national stage is here, from Bernie Sanders. Nothing is decided.
Lemme say this louder for the people in the back:
Bernie Sanders is not accepting donations to his campaign for president and is instead asking us to donate to non-profits directly supporting the health and economic crisis caused by COVID-19.
A colorful crime scene!
Need to get a reference for the torso muscles. Probably going to be trim and not too defined. I kept it very lean as a base (pretty light; it's filled with paper towel, aluminum foil and masking tape as an armature.) Second image is a side view of the torso so far.
Also, it looks like the hand is flipping the bird. Appropriate as I doubt he likes being in pieces. Just testing if pre-baked finger would be easier. They will be.
Not sure how to joint him. Probably just wire loops. Thought about hinges cut out of the joints, but seems too breakable.
This is definitely not a new topic but
the only people I pity in this WFH situation are artists whose spouse/family/roommates now spend their whole day at home and they walk into the artists’ room while they’re drawing emotional stuff and making hideous faces
We don’t talk about that.
the plague: stay inside
everyone: i must bake Bread, immediately
maybe if there was any fucking yeast on the shelves at the grocery store!!
yeast recipe: mix flour and water into a somewhat liquid. cover, leave on counter. Every day, add a spoonful of flour to the mix, occasionally water if it gets too thick. When the mixture begins to bubble, yeast is active. Keep in fridge, use as much as you need in recipe, literally the yeast left on the edges of the container are enough to make more yeast. Keep feeding it every day :)
Not a joke - this is how you make bread starter for sourdough, and how people worldwide make bread at home to this day.
The wild yeast found in flour and in the air of your home can be cultivated by just.... leaving wet flour paste and a sprinkle of sugar out as free real estate.
Yeast moves in, you feed it a bit more every day, and that’s a bread starter!
Mine is about two months old and going strong. Some bakeries pride themselves in having bread starters over a century old. The wild yeast gives bread a complexity and depth of flavor that gives sourdough it’s iconic flavor.
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When the yeast is hungry it starts to smell like wine or acetone.
When it’s eating well and happy, it smells like vinegar and fresh bread.
Keeping it cold slows its metabolism, so you can put it in the fridge if you don’t make bread every day.
In the fridge you only have to feed it every 2 days or so. Left out at room temperature, you have to feed, and take a piece off for baking every day.
Yeast is killed at temps over 85 degrees Fahrenheit, but it can withstand short periods of being frozen, so the cold fridge is fine.
As long as you have flour on-hand, it’s basically infinite ready-to-bake bread.
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So far I’ve used my bread starter, mixed it with flour and water, and made:
Dumplings (rolled dough flat and stuffed with minced veggies)
Bread loaves (duh)
Fried dough balls
Elephant ears (that cinnamon-sugar ❤️)
Pizza crust
Plus eggs and butter = cakey bread