huh

soop/sollux he/him/ze/zir

[funkyness]

i love tiktok comment sections

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

characters dynamic that's like "they weren't in a relationship but they're definitely exes now"

[depressedtransguy]

squidward and squilliam 

[thedragonemperess]

They were ABSOLUTELY in a relationship, you uncultured swine

[depressedtransguy]

YOURE THE UNCULTURED SWINE

[thedragonemperess]

The sexual tension in that gif is proving my point

[depressedtransguy]

the sexual tension of two divorced octopi

[thedragonemperess]

Octopuses*

[depressedtransguy]

you have never been more wrong

[thedragonemperess]

[depressedtransguy]

fuck you im in Latin

[thedragonemperess]

Well fuck you, I'm correct

[depressedtransguy]

I will stab you with a cacti

[thedragonemperess]

Cactus*

[depressedtransguy]

ITS PLURAL YOU TWAT

[thedragonemperess]

USING AN "A" BEFORE IT IMPLIES THAT IT'S SINGULAR DUMBASS

[cymraegandconfused]

tumblr users dynamic that's like "they weren't in a relationship but they're definitely exes now"

[typekast]

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

[rubykgrant]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

[jestergal]

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

[jestergal]

artist’s rendition

[hoovywoopeans]

I made a vow years ago to always have this image on hand when someone needed it because I was in your shoes once. Enjoy, stranger.

[jestergal]

thank you. it is now march madness time.

[best-blurst-of-times]

[ironbite4]

Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

[thedarkbutbeige]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

there’s a timeskip

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

[randomslasher]

[mayfriend-archive]

#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick

yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.

i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.

[mayfriend-archive]

[plum-city-card]

oh my god

[plum-city-card]

the block. someone mined it

[plum-city-card]

[minecraft-news-real]

*looks away sheepishly but is suspiciously grassblock shaped*

[clickbeetle]

a lot of pieces of media will show characters catching fireflies with just their bare hands. in some cases they will just land on the persons fingers. to gently be placed inside of a jar..

for people who live in areas who don’t have fireflies, i want you to know that is not made up or exaggerated for those scenes. fireflies are really like that. they are slow and not cautious at all. while camping i would just walk up to one flying in the air and grab it. and it would sit on my hands like “oh ok.” they are my friends.

[clickbeetle]

also i think it’s funny when fireflies are portrayed as round light bulb-ish shapes. they are skinny.

[clickbeetle]

also their butts are yellow even when not lit up. they’re not just all black until suddenly lighting up yellow! they always got little yellow asses!

[clickbeetle]

they are such friends

[exceptionerroralex]

fireflies our beloveds <3

[pacificsalmon]

ok so i’m really sorry to ask for more help but me and my mom are homeless and the temperature is below freezing and will be for the next few days. i’m really hoping we can make enough to stay maybe a couple nights in a motel? i’m so cold i can’t feel my face or fingers and it’s just really really miserable. one night is $50. any amount would help a lot and reblogs are very appreciated. thank you so much for reading.

p*ypal v*nmo c*shapp

[queermatsuda-moved]

if light just said he was gay and swapped out the porno mags for GAY porno mags he would have gotten away with everything, i believe that with my entire being

“why does he have so much to hide” gay, next question. “why does he act so strange around L sometimes” gay, next question. “why is he so perfect and meticulous” gay, next question.

[memento-morian]

[misfortunewheel]

my opinion on this subject um in summary tippity tap tapta boo bop baw

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

reminder that this is a free website with millions of users and zero ads that is run by normal human beings

you frickers need to stop complaining do you realize how much of a technological marvel this place is

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013

[fragile-horse]

[bigsoftbison]

[sunshinesalmon]

Transcript:

[We’re gonna ignore the big ol’ red flags in this username, um, but I will answer your question.

If you want to exclude trans women from womanhood, you have to define womanhood in a way that excludes transwomen. And that can’t be done without also excluding many cis women.

If you’re gonna say that trans women are not women, you have to figure out what makes someone a women or not. If it’s “a vagina”: lots of transwomen have those. If it’s “the ability to give birth”: lots of cis women can’t do that. If it’s “experiencing misogyny in a patriarchy”, then womanhood no long exists when you get rid of patriarchy, which is… a weird take; but also trans women experience a shit ton of misogyny.

No one is saying that the trans woman’s experience is exactly the same as the cis woman’s experience, but the cis woman’s experience isn’t the same as the cis woman’s experience either. There’s no common denominator that all of us AFAB women have that trans women don’t, except being assigned at birth.]

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[dankmemeuniversity]

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

[theanti90smovement]

Ppl rlly do have this weird fucking habit of like improving their mental/emotional well being but then turning around and shitting on ppl who are in the situation they were in like last fucking week lmao and like maybe there's more u need to work on????

[theanti90smovement]

Like it's so fucking weird for u to sit there on ur high horse bragging Abt how ur better than someone because they haven't been able to get better while you have? As if that person probably isn't already struggling without u being an ass about it?

People just constantly refuse to think for longer than 2 seconds about anything.

[theanti90smovement]

Anyway not to be a psychologist on the internet but if you do this I am going to diagnose you with being bitter. You obviously have issues with ur past self that you gotta work through instead of taking it out on someone else. You get angry and bitter because that person or multiple persons reminds you of the old you lol.