New(t) Ye(a)r New(t) Me(e)

Yet again it’s 11pm however I no longer have school starting tomorrow but I’m still on tumblr what am I doing with my life

[snailtongue]

“ The newborn giant anteater pup with her mother at River Safari. ”

Wildlife Reserves Singapore

[snailtongue]

Overjoyed to see everyone is as excited as I am about tiny anteater

[cmpxnk-archive-deactivated20240]

my hatred for jk rowling grows stronger every day

[cmpxnk-archive-deactivated20240]

fFSBSNGD

[badjokesbyjeff]

The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt

is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

[quantumshade]

jeff this isn’t a joke this is legitimately true

[mysharona1987]

[dualvoidanima]

‘smooth-cruise’

[vadergf]

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

[bauliya]

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" what's next. are we going to make posts going hey guys I just discovered this bbc series called sherlock it's so good why does no one ever talk about it

[pearlrebs-deactivated20170202]

Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!

Blue’s Clues, 1996:

[vyctornikiforov]

HOW CAN

THIS BOY

BE REAL?!

[holdup-deactivated20190324]

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

[prokopetz]

Reading about Ancient Greece is is like listening to a professor go “actually, [fucked up thing you may have heard] was not broadly true of Classical Greek society, and the inhabitants of most city-states would have found the idea disturbing”, and then a voice from the back of the room calls out “except for Athens!”, and the professor just sighs and is like “yes, thank you, Timmy… except for Athens”.

[cheesetheory]

“Ancient Greece was very fucked up” factoid actually just statistical error. Average ancient Greek person only somewhat fucked up. Athens Georgicles, who lived in Athens & was unfathomably fucked up, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

[rueryuuzaki]

this was over my town this morning, and i think it’s l here to finally kill me

[ratwarlock]

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

[cirrates]

[ratwarlock]

the reviews are in,,,,,,,im so fucking sorry

[dankmemeuniversity]

[autistichare]

[Image description: "Roses and red. April is grey. But in a few weeks," then a picture of a square block of uncooked noodles. /image description]

[transperceneige]

in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner's massive tax evasion

we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I'd never felt so #urbex

[transperceneige]

just want to point out that we found this door at one point

[dilfhershellayton]

jojo siwa is like. her style is not my taste at all but as soon as other people call it annoying im like actually you're wrong she's an icon and a legend

[saxophonechihuahua]

she looks like the concentrated essence of a claires store and i do not mean this negatively

[neil-gaiman]

YOU WROTE CORALINE?????

Somebody had to.

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

a lot of things happened today

[pointnclick]

i just made the 3rd best nonlooping gif in the world

[spacedandelions]

What is the first? I want to know

[pointnclick]

this one

[wellwellwelllookwhatwegothere-d]

How bout 2nd?

[pointnclick]

this one