shrubs

THWART me, perry the platypus 24, she/her/(they? who’s to say really)

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[gay-chef-boyardee]

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[depsidase]

[cetitanhasmoved]

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

[cetitanhasmoved]

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[my-dailydreams]

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[amaliamillions]

Whatever o clock