Noowts

new to tumbler

[glacierclear]

old navy hates to see her coming

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[gabecebro]

Maid Peach

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[noowts]

Trying very hard to keep it together

[stimman4000]

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[cipheramnesia]

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

[floweramon]

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this.  Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic.  Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.  

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite.  I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

[reximus44]

[galsinspace]

The baby has been posted here

[noowts]

I do believe this is a cursed item

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[noowts]

Those are some nice boulders, I like those boulders

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[noowts]

Who would win, one this guy sized pigeon or a bunch of this guy the size of pidgeons

[feefal]

Curious pond greets butterflies

[moringmark]

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[noowts]

But can they be held like a burger

[pukicho]

Do you think people in the past realized that their shit was old as fuck?

[pukicho]

They probably looked at the wagon wheel and thought to themselves "yeah this is pretty bad"

[noowts]

Well duh, one hammer and that things done for, same thing for babies

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[noowts]

Based

[revilonilmah]

Rainy Day Charmander

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[gin-juice-tonic]

[noowts]

Perfect

[harpersternupdates]

there aren't even any tomboys in movies anymore. like should we all die

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

"But we have to show girls it's okay to be feminine" are you showing girls it's okay to be un-feminine though?

[sillysheepie223]

"Being feminine doesn't make you weak or evil" and "it's okay to not be traditionally feminine" are two sentences that can co-exist at the same time.

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

exactly!

[marzipanandminutiae]

Hollywood is too busy showing girls that it's okay to be Baseline Socially Acceptable Level of Femininity But You Don't Like ENJOY It Or Put In Any Effort Because If You Do that, You're Stupid and Airheaded, But If You're Not Feminine At All, You're Gross And/Or Invisible

(and if you're in a period drama, you Must buck historical standards of femininity or you have nothing of value to say- but never modern standards of femininity, or you will simply not exist. you must yearn to wear trousers, but only with perfect Instagram hair and makeup)

[catchymemes]