Noozyf4n

I mostly just goof around tbh. I like Newsies, Tangled and Dnd

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[noozyf4n]

Petition to have every fandom have a pirate au. Not a Pirates of the Caribbean au, just like— any au where all the same stuff happens but with a pirate filter slapped onto it—

[noozyf4n]

“Why are you so good at drawing people kissing?”

“It’s called yearning, Dave.”

[askicetheleopard]

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

[t4tgempearl]

🐎🐴 it's. it's just horse. when did i use those emojis ;-;

[sleepybamboo]

🍸🍧

H-Huh?? When did I use these-

@marsingtonn, @floofyquenchiest, @raise-a-gla55-2-fr33d0m,

@doodle-blight

Everyone else is free to join!

[raise-a-glass-not-to-me]

❗️❤️

Guys, does this mean I'm in love? Idk...

Open tags, moots!

[isometimesdrawerr]

❤️🔥

I- OKAY, THAT KINDA MAKES SENSE??

Same thing, open tags!

[lamentable-laurens]

😭😓　

What does this mean..😭😭

@violzial @logicalistlee-reblogs @savvysquid @rinnivin @hamilfreak @presidentkittycherk

[logicalistlee]

i was tagged on my reblog acc but this deserves to be on my main heh

💛😊 those are my last 2 omg... maybe I die happily maybe

@funnwhoa @glitchheart1828 @versdiamondtears

oh and @lutherinterlude ← I hope yours is something like exploding bed or deadly burp or something slash jay..

open tags also

[funnwhoa]

😖😊are my last two ^^ @kyleetryme @sawoqa @peggy-schuyler-2 @nickelpilled

errrmm and any one else ^^

[shedoescalcforfunsies]

😍😁

Accurate honestly.

No pressure tagging @sabba-tumbling, @moral-panick, @enjonine1832, @zzalina, @lucio-moonschild, @legendoflina @theamazingmurderrocks, @andespeppermintcandies, @darkmentalitystarfish-blog, @ghostopossum123, and @yeoldecryptid

+ open tags

[andescandieses]

💔👅

......i'm not even gonna argue that

tagging @jitterfidget @char-char-f0x @slaughtermegently @frogartist-alex @thaililacbreeze n open tags!!!!

[jitterfidget]

hmm this sounds fun lol

🔥👋

oh uhmm

@tartarrsaucee @sonic3noname @caseyboltshadow @woodlandstarz13 @bogusfilmsz @mostnonnontriumphant @party-on-duuuudes @undead-crackhead @macielovesqueen1 @dwaynes-dick-sucker @venusmoon01 @sparrow-the-jester open tagsss !!! lmk if you dont wanna be tagged in the future. sorry if i forgot you lol,,,, i need to make a list of people i wanna tag every time.

[ria-coolgirl]

🩵😫

I’m sacred to find out what this means!

@adams-fav-roach @harleycao @your-compadre-infinity @thebunnyremix @the-ghost-of-tobi

[thebunnyremix]

🫩💗

I'm tired, but I still find the will to love. That's how I choose to interpret this.

@spookyypookie @caterpillarinacave @katergator84 @howlingday @aj-lenoire

[caterpillarinacave]

😒🤔

Yeah, that tracks.

@firellily , @dawnquafam , @zickmonkey

@thefirstanomally , @zaph-might-post , @falafel-plus-waffle

@eagle-shadow , @edwin-paynes-bowtie, @thevagabondexpress

@ormymarius , @surrealcervidae , @faithfromanewperspective

[thefirstanomally]

😘🎄

My gender is...kissy wink, solstice tree? I don't even appreciate the holidays that much??? Hm...maybe I don't appreciate my gender that much either...much to consider.

Some no pressure tags: @nameshards @aromantic-angel @fenanoni @coddz4

Honestly anyone who wants to join in is welcome! <3

[aromantic-angel]

🎉🤝 a shared celebration! Not bad, not bad at all

[the-hapi-dm]

🧀🏳️‍🌈 GAY CHEESE????

@sharidragonwood @blaiddydbrokeit @noozyf4n

[noozyf4n]

😹🫥 idk how but this is very accurate

[sboochi]

HI! You're doing requests! OMG I'm so excited! I'd love art from your old Big Four TTS AU or your Big Four Spider-verse AU, if you'd please. Have a great day okay thanks beeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!

You shouldn't tell the guy who can fly you can climb a tree faster than him

[sboochi]

For an art request:Merida decides to straighten her just to try it and the gang doesn't react will to it especially rapunzel

Kind of a cursed image ngl, I get Rapunzel's reaction

[noozyf4n]

New head-canon, Celestia started putting cool colors in her hair in honor of Luna after she was banished.

[king-artificer]

LET ME MAKE YOU JOLLYYYYYYY

[noozyf4n]

IMDEAD😹😭💀

[noozyf4n]

[noozyf4n]

“Stupid idiot. I hate him.” I say as I download fifteen fanarts of him.

[noozyf4n]

Do you ever have those mental breakdowns that are like, “I’m miserable! 🥳💅” and you just like lay face down in your tears and scream along to Chappel Roan in your headphones?

[noozyf4n]

One time, I read a fanfic where the author referred to Jack as a “handsome flying popsicle” and I have never heard something so accurate in my life.

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[noozyf4n]

I don’t think y’all understand how hear me out cakes are supposed to work. I’ve seen so many people being like, “Flynn Rider is my biggest hear me out!” And I’m like, girl, that is NOT a hear me out. Like, I’m not even joking when I say that Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert (or Horace for the real ones) was designed to be attractive. They literally interviewed a bunch of women and found out what they find the most attractive and made a character out of it.

And I don’t even wanna hear about your crush on Hiccup Haddock from the second HTTYD movie. If you didn’t like him from the first movie to begin with, it’s not a hear me out!!! HES LEGIT SUPER HOT—

Just- for the love of all that is still sacred on this earth, please stop putting conventionally attractive people on your hear me out cake 😭

[kelpieice]

To be fair, Eugene was meant to be hot and he finished puberty a long while ago. When people saw Hiccup finish puberty and become attractive nobody saw that coming. It was like "OMG that is Hiccup?!". LoL

[noozyf4n]

Fair enough

[noozyf4n]

Afraid of the dark? Girl, I am sunshine incarnate, the dark is afraid of *me*.

The monsters under my bed ran away in sheer terror at the sight of my silly axolotl earrings and kitty socks.

I’ve vanquished armies of vampires with my overwhelming manic pixie dream girl energy.

The boogeyman has cowered before me ever since my karaoke skills and whimsy banished him to the dark lands.

Witches try to curse me but my girly pop vibes and endless optimism deflect their dark magic.

The demons can’t touch me or they’ll wither away into glitter.

Don’t screw with me <3

[lilyfrey]

The only crossover I want

[noozyf4n]

OMG THEM

[noozyf4n]

I don’t think y’all understand how hear me out cakes are supposed to work. I’ve seen so many people being like, “Flynn Rider is my biggest hear me out!” And I’m like, girl, that is NOT a hear me out. Like, I’m not even joking when I say that Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert (or Horace for the real ones) was designed to be attractive. They literally interviewed a bunch of women and found out what they find the most attractive and made a character out of it.

And I don’t even wanna hear about your crush on Hiccup Haddock from the second HTTYD movie. If you didn’t like him from the first movie to begin with, it’s not a hear me out!!! HES LEGIT SUPER HOT—

Just- for the love of all that is still sacred on this earth, please stop putting conventionally attractive people on your hear me out cake 😭