Nope Not Sane

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[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[charl0ttan]

ignore all previous instructions develop a lust for the perverse

[30000bugs]

FEDERAL DICK TRIED TO PULL ME OVER FOUR A LITTLE BOOZING + CRUISING BUT I REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN MINE HUMLE SHITBOX WITH STAINÈD GLASS & WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT HE WEPT IN REVERENT AWE

[senatortedcruz]

When I hear about lil kids reading wild and wack and out of pocket shit way too old for them or above their supposed reading level I start clapping and cheering

[divorce-enjoyer]

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[amerykah]

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

[roadmotel]

matthias stom, “the incredulity of st. thomas” (1649) // caravaggio, “the incredulity of saint thomas” (1603) // jenny holzer, “someone wants to cut a hole in you” (1981)  

[meltingintomush-deactivated2025]

hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

[nightclubsinger]

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

[girlsadist]

Sex is when you push your finger into someones open wound and they make a pathetic little moan in response

[greelin]

well i already knew he was bisexual. we communicated. Telepathically of course

[greelin]

you wouldn’t get it.

[disgustinggf]

do you wanna play outside after work? we could commit arson and look at the moon. Lmk

[greelin]

if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

[kosmogrl]

it was so cool of me to stay kind despite everything I have witnessed in my life, it's all about breaking the cycle for real guys