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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Show & Tell
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dirt enthusiast
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
Love Begins
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@noprincessoftatooine
“Okay, well, that part’s actually true,” Barry admitted as he nodded his head. “Maybe your sense on what’s cute’s not as far off as I thought.”
“Yeah? I’m glad you think so,” she replied with a laugh, before shaking her head. “But alright. That pick-up line didn’t work - though it is making us talk about it. Perhaps it was a success?!”
“Okay, okay, give me a second, I’ll come up with a better one! I can definitely find the lamest line.”
“Who said I was speaking only of love like your father and I had?” Padmé smiled, ever so softly as she looked at her daughter.
“There are many kinds of love, Leia. The love I feel for you and your brother, love between friends and comrades…. and the love of freedom and democracy that keeps the Rebellion going for as long as it has. Nothing comes without a price, but love, hope… they are worth the fighting, they are worth the pain.”
Leia was silent, thinking over her mothers words. They rang true, and though getting defensive and making snappy comments was her default she said nothing against Padme’s words. Leia did have a lot of love for a lot of different people, and that love was able to give her strength.
“I know. I understand, I do. I think love is important, an it helps us in lots of ways. But love is still painful. I’ve-- We’ve lost so much and it hurts. I just don’t-- It’s so tough sometimes.”
She fell silent, a frown appearing on her features. But she quickly shook her head and tried not to think about that.
“I do think there are so many people that are worth the pain, but I just wish it didn’t hurt so much sometimes.”
“This is what i get for trying to be funny for once in my life.”
@youngestsolo
“Bail, you take after your father far too much. He’s never been that funny either.”
And was a pain in the ass, too. That didn’t mean she didn’t love them both, however. But now Leia was curious, and she glanced up from the profiles and maps she had been studying to glance at him. A smile grew on her features, and Leia stood up to move closer to her youngest child.
“Funny works best when you don’t try, and just let it happen. Jokes about some things? They just don’t work, and never will. At any rate, you’re funnier than C-3PO. As long as you remain funnier than him then you’re doing alright.”
❝ There’s three ways that love can grow: good, bad or mediocre. ❞ (from aggressivcnegotiations)
@aggressivcnegotiations
“I can’t say. I’ve never experienced any of those.”
Leia gave a little smirk, rolling her eyes good-naturedly and letting her mother talk. All this focus on love. Well, it was important. She had her love for her home, for her family, and for the people that she worked hard to protect. Love like that didn’t really grow. It was just there, something that was a part of you as much as breathing was. It was romantic love that could grow, or just suddenly appear without you realising. And quite frankly, Leia just didn’t have the time.
And she didn’t have the time to talk about love, either.
“I know you think it important. Love is important, and I love my family. My people. Everyone I’m trying to protect. Beyond that? I’ve not thought about it. And I don’t intend to .”
@theoreticalguardianangel → Cont’d From X
“Okay, my definition of cute is actually near perfect. Because I recognise that I, myself, am as cute as a button. And I’m not wrong on that count.”
“I’m glad I could be a source of entertainment at least, ma’am. And, I suppose your company wasn’t terrible, either.” Maybe he shouldn’t joke so casually with a princess, but if she requested him then the least he can do is give her the full James Barnes experience, however insubordinate that might be.
Leia gave a quick gasp, almost inaudible, and shifted her expression into one of shock.Well, shock was the appropriate reaction for such a jab at her, was it not? “I’ll have you know my company is delightful, Barnes, and you should think yourself lucky to-- No I can’t finish that, actually,” the young woman replied with a laugh as she broke her serious expression. Hey, she couldn’t be mad at a joke like that.
“My company is good and you know it, just think of all the other generals and officers you could be speaking with just now,” she added with a smile.
conversations i have with people (feel free to change gender nouns and such)
“_______ I WOKE UP TO CAT PISS IN MY BED!!!”
“Die who are you.”
“Take notes. This is how a real selfie is supposed to be taken.”
“YOU ALREADY SENT THAT YOU FUCKBOY!”
“Every day we step further away from god’s light.”
“We have a rule it’s too early for full retard.”
“Dude I almost got hit by a truck should I make that a Facebook post?”
“If you don’t know what genocide or literature is i’m gonna throw a brick at you.”
“That sounds fun, also hellish.”
“EXCUSE ME. While you went on a cute date with Mr. Meme Savior, I hung out with friends.”
“I’m a fat shit.”
“This is what i get for trying to be funny for once in my life.”
“THIS ISN’T FUNNY I CAN SUFFOCATE FROM HER SITTING ON ME.”
“Where the hell are my teammates. I’m not doing all the work by myself.”
“Siri called _______ a slut.”
“Banging a girl without protection is expensive stuff.”
“I’ll go and get some barbecue chips, you don’t like ‘em well then sucks to suck.”
“I think sleep is my actual soulmate.”
“I found all of these selfies my mom took on iCloud and I don’t know how to react.”
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
Hit on my muse
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
shit me and my girlfriend say to each other
“I’m the best but so are you.” ”A man just gave me fruit. In a flirty way. I don’t know what to do.” “Tell him that you are taken and have someone who can also provide fruit.” “You girlfriended me for a reason & that is my knowledge of noodles.” “I’m only in it for your stove skills.” “Or you just didn’t think that the embodiment of evil wore dresses.” “I have a problem and it’s called retail therapy.” “Oh my god, your dad is attractive.” “Aren’t I amazing?” “You better not be floorgying.” “‘Fine’ equals fightin’ words.” “Don’t mutiny, friend.” “If you’re an asshole and you know it clap your hands.” “I’m apparently dating them both even though they’re not dating.” “I thought you were dating me.” “[Name] and I are measuring all of our body parts for some reason.” “My big toe is apparently three inches around.” “Is it bad that I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days?” “So I went into her room and started screaming.” “Do you have a chainsaw I can borrow?” “Oh my god, you’re such a cat lady.” “I need a How to Stop Worrying 101.” “I’m terrible at being an adult.” “I decided not to have feelings when I was 11.” “I mean, technically it’s illegal to send humans in the mail but we can work around that.” “I’m about to commit murder.” “You’re pretty awesome, too, I guess.” “There are no handcuff emojis. This is upsetting.” “Please stop me from strangling somebody.” “I bet saving the vacuum was fun for her.” “Anyone who visits the school & sees you will be so enchanted.” “Okay, I did the adult thing and showered.” “I should probably shave my legs soon.” “So, my dad is in jail.” “But how can I be alive if I’m not experiencing negative emotions?” “I’m basically a cat.” “The coffee has its grubby little hands in your life now.” “It’s unsolicited dick pics but from a cat.” “I had a dream that your shirtless dad tried to kill me.” “Come on, kitty, show me your goddamn penis.” “I stabbed someone in the eye thirty minutes ago.” “Of course it was your ability to use a range that led me to discover my true feelings for you.” “You deserve the book of shame right now.” “I like being paid attention to.” “I think we’re at the point in our relationship where I can take you to the bathroom with me when I have to pee.”
first date starters
Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Feel free to alter to fit muses.
“Would you like to come in for a nightcap?”
“I don’t sleep with someone on the first date.”
“I promise, I have a better track record than this.”
“I don’t normally do blind dates, but [name] spoke very highly of you!”
“This is my favorite place for first dates.”
“So – do you want to get together again sometime soon?”
“I’m not looking for anything serious.”
“I don’t want the night to end.”
“I think it’s best if we’re upfront about what we want right now.”
“Wow, you don’t look anything like your picture online.”
“It’s so great to finally meet you in person!”
“I should probably tell you that I just got out of a long-term relationship.”
“Want to come upstairs?”
“I can walk you home, if you like.”
“Walk me home?”
“Let’s go dancing!”
“Yeah, I don’t think we should do this again.”
“This was fun and all, but I don’t see us working out.”
“That movie sucked!”
“I wasn’t sure you’d come.”
“I was starting to think you’d stood me up.”
“I’m done screwing around. I want a real relationship.”
“It’s too early to call, but I have a good feeling about this.”
“Let me get the check.”
“Want to split the check?”
“It’s nothing personal, I just don’t think we fit.”
“This was the worst date of my life.”
“Don’t call me again.”
“Oh, God, my ex is here.”
“That wasn’t exactly how I imagined our first date going.”
“This was nice. Just a simple, sweet first date.”
“What, no good night kiss?”
“I don’t think I can date a Republican/Democrat.”
“It’s important to me that I date someone within the faith.”
“Want to play a game? Twenty Questions, or something?”
“Trust me – don’t want to go there.”
“We probably shouldn’t go there. My ex hangs out there sometimes and I think seeing them would kind of kill the mood.”
“I don’t date much, to be honest.”
“I hate to come on too strong, but I really, really like you.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Why do you even like me? Is it the money?”
“Look, I gotta be honest – you were rude to the waiter, and that’s a serious turn-off.”
“Whoa! That’s off-limits until, like, the tenth date.”
“Wow, you come on strong, don’t you?”
“I’m not making the greatest impression right now, am I?”
“Have you ever been here before?”
“I’ve never been here before!”
“I don’t normally meet up with people from Tinder/Grindr/OkCupid.”
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
“That’s it! I’m leaving!”
“Hey! You’re on this date with me, remember?”
“I like you, but I think you’re hung up on your ex.”
“You haven’t let me get a word in edgewise all night!”
“Are you always this shy?”
“So, what do you do for a living?”
“Why did you even agree to go out with me?”
“I think I’m in love with you.”
Send "Is that my shirt?" for your muse finding mine in your muse's shirt
|| I really need to get to my replies soon!
“ What–Leia! ”
Luke’s response came as a loud whine, one that his sister and parents were very familiar with. Being the older of the two, one would expect Luke to have a more mature demeanor, but the exact opposite was true. He was shy and sensitive–the type to cling to his mother’s side whenever anyone approached him. As such, he hated getting in trouble, but sometimes he just couldn’t let Leia win.
This time she was right, though, so he would have to concede.
A long moment passed before the boy pouted and gave a curt nod, agreeing to sharing with his twin. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to share, but it was his favorite dessert, and their mom rarely ever let them eat it. Naturally, he wanted the whole thing to himself.
“ Of course you can have some, it’s just that it’s my favorite in the world, ” Luke explained, on the chance Mom was listening. “ Sorry Leia. You can have half it if you really want to. ”
A smug look passed over her features as she realised that for the time being she had the upper hand. Just the thought of her telling their mother - which was a low blow, and a threat she wouldn’t really have carried out so soon - had made him pause. Surely that was a good sign.
Except then Luke began to talk, and the little grin on her features fell. This wasn’t quite so good, did he have to put it such a way? Of course Leia knew it was his favourite, she loved it herself. Though it was Luke that went on about it so much.
“Now you’re just trying to make me feel bad,” she said, her voice rushed and hushed just in case their mother had started listening now. How was she supposed to respond to such words? Leia really wanted that pudding but she’d feel so bad now if she just took it.
“...Fine,” she muttered, turning away. Leia was not ready to concede full defeat yet though. “I’ll take the smaller half.” There was no such thing as a smaller half of course, but she’d take the smaller piece of the dessert - this time.
|| *whispers* Anyone want a smol starter?
Send 👞 to throw a shoe at my muse
RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )
“You come here often?”
“Can I offer you a drink?”
“So.. You expecting someone?”
“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”
“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”
“Do you want to dance with me?”
“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”
“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”
“Are you single? Just asking.”
“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”
“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”
“I love the way you’re dressed.”
“Do I have any chances with you?”
“Do you have anything better to do later?”
“Can I get your phone number?”
“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”
“I can do whatever you want, babe.”
“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”
“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”
“You should be a model.”
“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”
“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”
“That won’t work. Try again.”
“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”
“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”
“You don’t look so bad yourself.”
“I thought you were taken.”
“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”
“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”
“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”
