You're a man with a fork in a world of soup.

he/they, 24yo french trash, mostly shitposting #my art and #pumpkin.txt

[nopumpkinsleftunfucked]

COMMISSIONS OPENED!

I made these a few years ago for my friends (as well as for myself) and just now realised other people might enjoy having these drawn. So I am opening 5 slots right now (and will open more slots later on)

The commission is 30€ (30.73$) and they are entirely customazible ; if the pose changes i would add 10€

You can contact me through my Tumblr messages or on my email address [email protected]

[hagiomoto]

Tbt my laptop 😭

[picatchu]

if you're an artist of any craft always remember to sleep by putting all your weight on your hands and wrists, and don't forget to make the position as weird and awkward as possible to maximize the damage. sweet dreams

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[o-rchidae]

I got a commission for a bycocket hat with a wolf in a medieval inspired art style. He might look a little too foxy but i think he's neat.

My shop

[d0uble-0h-se7en]

Is it just me or do a lot of people in our/my generation use the whole... "the world is fucked, everythings terrible, nothing will ever get better, and we'll all burn alive in the climate crisis or die by nuclear bomb" mentality as, well, a cop-out to avoid thinking about their futures?

[d0uble-0h-se7en]

Girl you are not dying tragically young as a victim of societal collapse. Start taking your education seriously, make a long-term plan for how you want to achieve your personal, financial, and career goals with realistic expectations, and research different types of retirement funds 💀 "late-stage capitalism" is not going to kidnap you in the night and take away all your power over the scary things in life to turn you into a passive victim of circumstance any time soon

[d0uble-0h-se7en]

"But this time its different!" Its really not. The Cuban missile crisis almost had the world blow up, and it didn't. The cold war that set the stage for it existed in a constant state of the threat of nuclear annihilation.

Our world map today looks completely different from how it looked a thousand years ago. Nations and empires have risen and collapsed. Wars have been waged over petty bullshit that changed names and borders. Empires that were once thought invincible and perpetual crumbled to dust within a peasant's lifetime as they tilled their fields and worried about crop failure. The invention of flight, motion pictures, and the automobile chased the coattails of WWI and the great depression. Children played mischief games and elders complained about kids these days being too soft and sensitive during the fall of the Roman empire.

Our generational struggles are not uniquely terrible compared to any other generation's. Your life will not come to a dramatic and cinematic end to all of humanity and the world as we know it any time soon. The world will change and evolve as it always has throughout all of history and all of its constant perpetual bullshit, and you will continue to live on regardless of the outcome. Yes, even if you're queer. Yes, even if you're trans. Yes, even if you're neurodivergent. Yes, even if you're racialized. Set up your 401k and find ways to guard against becoming senile not if, but when you grow old.

[kangoo]

#if you’re american you almost certainly unconsciously believe in the rapture and the thing is it’s just not going to happen #none of the Very Bad Things are going to be the rapture #the collapse of capitalism will NOT be the rapture life will just get very hard until the next thing happens #climate collapse will NOT be the rapture life will just get very hard until the next thing happens #‘ww3’/nuclear war will NOT be the rapture life will just get very hard until the next thing happens #but new york and vancouver and mexico city will still be full of people who wake up and work and have sex and fall in love and worship gods #forever and ever far further into the future than any of us can imagine #and then maybe they’ll be ruins with small settlements on top and nearby and all the people will live in a different city 100 miles away #and they’ll wake up and work and have sex and fall in love and worship gods there too #make a damn budget. you’re gonna have to be your own angel here (via @romanceyourdemons)

(from Jacob Geller's Art in the Pre-Apocalypse)

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[bynine]

tips and tricks to become popular:

take interest in the lives of others

be humble and admit when you are wrong

be encouraging in your criticism

secrete silk that can be used to manufacture clothing and textiles

eat aphids. you will be looked on fondly for removing this common garden pest

[goth-queen]

[redstonedust]

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

[melanqueerly]

Maybe accidental queer baiting? The way someone may not mean to say something rude, but it may come off rude, so it's rude. Frustrating either way.

[phinarei]

Not being a dick, just a friendly clarification.

By definition you can't accidentally queerbait. Queerbaiting is specifically using a same sex pair from the show to market the show to queer audiences with no intention of ever following through on a romantic relationship.

There is officially licensed Destiel merch signed off on by Kripke. Teen Wolf had a commercial with the actors for Derek and Stiles draped over each other talking about being "on a ship." Both shows actively used scenes between them as marketing while actively mocking fans for wanting them together. Sherlock has multiple characters refer to Johnlock as a couple, including characters we're supposed to believe are never wrong about human behavior and pushed those scenes in marketing. Then they acted insulted when fans saw them as a couple.

That's queerbaiting.

Done on accident it would just be queer subtext. Done because they had no other choice due to censorship is queer coding.

The specific meaning of the word is really starting to get lost and it's a pretty important one to keep accurate. It describes a very specific phenomenon that was done repeatedly and maliciously for decades and is meant to examine that specifically.

Doing it on accident sucks, but it isn't a tactic of capitalism intentionally intended to suppress queer representation while making money from queer fans.

[joyandotherstories]

Reblogging to keep the accurate definition and examples of queerbaiting circulating in the world

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[beansprean]

the last one could literally be any of them in any orientation as the patreon discord discovered; that's how you know your blorbos are perfect

Support me on Patreon!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Chest up of Guillermo and Laszlo. Laszlo is leaning his elbow flirtatiously on the wall and leering at Guillermo, who is blushing with a disgusted expression and trying to edge away. Their dialogue is a screenshot of a text conversation. Guillermo says, "God I do not like a single thing about you." Laszlo: "Tell me more." Guillermo: "This isn't sexting." Laszlo: "It's better than sexting tbh."

2. Chest up of Guillermo blushing hotly while glaring down at his phone. Pictured beside him is a series of messages from different users characterized by profile pictures. The first is a pair of Freddies, dressed identically and smiling with arms around each other, who say "How have you been?" The second is Nandor, a way-too-close-up selfie of his grinning face from a low angle, who says "I want to breed you so much right now." The third is a default profile picture of a silhouette with the letter D over it, likely Derek, who says "You're a really great guy, hope you're having a good day!" The last one is a distant, blurry shot of Laszlo swiping his arm angrily at the camera, who says "Hey faggot."

3. Close up of Nadja looking irritated, glaring into the middle distance. Laszlo is a distance behind her strumming on a tenor guitar and wailing lyrically, "Please baby I'm sorry. My beautiful princess with a disorder. Talk to me." /end ID

[escuerzoresucitado]

[galaxywarp]

[paindonkey]

[jabberding0]

One of the most photogenic tornadoes in history

South Dakota, June 2025. Video by eye.of.ty

[chaieyestea]

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

LETHAL ON SEVERAL LEVELS