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@plaudiusplants

I am a horsegirl. I like Barbie but let's be real I'm a horsegirl at heart. Barbie was only ever a vehicle for becoming more horsegirl <\3 sorry Barbie. Ask me where I'd put horses in Shakespeare! Pretty much whatever I see that I happen to like when I see it. My favourite things change every single day but star trek's usually a good bet. If you want to talk to me feel free to leave an ask or send a message or whatever

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fairyinthetrees

hi hello i am online and ready to bother you

sexchangedotcom

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

rimonoroni2

my general opinion on what people should be "allowed" to portray and what topics they should be "allowed" to explore in fiction is that you can make whatever art with whatever themes you want but i'm also allowed to think the way you handled it was tasteless and should've been done differently. my negative opinion on your handling of sensitive topics is the price of admission for publicly showcasing your work. this is not a pro-censorship stance because i am not The Government

rimonoroni2

this is getting really popular so i’d like to add the important caveat that your criticism of a work is no more unassailable than the work itself. just as one is entitled to be critical of something someone else is entitled to disagree with that criticism. i add this because some of you pretend to give a fuck about thoughtful analysis and then when someone points out flaws in your argument you declare that all criticisms are valid. this is untrue. the status of a hater is no more sacred than that of a liker. get off your high horse and engage in the thoughtful discussion you pretend to believe in or perish by my blade

furryprovocateur

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

furryprovocateur

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

punkrock-bottom

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

pomegranateteeth

sure fucking whatever man

dragon-in-a-fez

isn't that that Tolkien book

uhhhhmanda

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

eggtempest

spare time

yuri-sandwich

like i know it’s not actually a permanent solution but like …………. i do think being kissed on my neck and told that i’m pretty could fix me

literally-black-jesus

I hate how it's always "stop letting your teenagers drink energy drinks!!!" And never "stop letting energy drink companies put dangerous amounts of caffeine into their drinks and stop letting them market to teenagers" or "stop forcing teenagers to be at constant sleep deficits because of early wake ups and absurd homework and stress loads" but hey who cares why not blame the literal child for trying to stay awake enough to match the absurd expectations y'all have for us now

moose092681

andmaybegayer

Shout out to the guy at the municipal waste dump who tried to sell me weed but used slang that I am so incredibly unfamiliar with that he had to keep simplifying his sell until he literally settled on "I am selling weed, do you want to buy some."

queenlua

similar art:

once on the subway, some investment banker guy was hitting on me and trying to invite me to a party with [indecipherable slang]

and i asked him to clarify, so he used some other [indecipherable slang]

there’s like five iterations of this until it finally “clicks” and i accidentally blurt, for the entire packed subway car to hear, “OH, YOU MEAN LIKE COCAINE”

dude is glancing over his shoulder, looking like he wants to die on the spot, and clarifies “yes, i mean like cocaine”

i smile and go “no thank you, but i hope you have a good time with the drugs!”

he gets off at the next stop even though i know his party was like eight stops away, smh

freakierthanthou

Exact opposite vibes of my new boss who last week asked me, a Portlander, if I was "aware of cannabis".

valtsv

can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.