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#the chair company #not my gif #but i finally found a gif of it #it's from tenor #by oiseauidiot #saving here for my personal archives TM

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when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

tahthetrickster

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

slopgirlier

a lot of them have noticeable brown tints now because they can't be washed

pitbolshevik

the first time i saw one in person it drove by while i was walking my dog and a nearby group of 13 year olds loudly pointed and laughed at it

#there's one in my area that i sometimes see when running errands and it's the worst

valtsv

"senseless tragedy" they do tend to be, yeah

valtsv

99% of sufferers quit before they find the meaning that rationalises all the pain they've endured. KEEP DIGGING DEEPER INTO THE WOUND UNTIL IT YIELDS.

i think the older i get the more I'm gonna look like elton john

anxietyproblem

dykeeatrocks

everyone always gets mad when people call male characters in het ships they like lesbians. while i think this is usually problematic, it’s okay when i do it to jimmy mcgill a) because i think he’s the femme and b) it’s what rhea seehorn would want

#trueeeee

dramatic-dolphin

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c