statistically average

i am smiling and normal. no terfs minors zionists. Norm, he/they

[coolnessgraphed]

[queer-as-city-folk]

It is always morally correct to dead name Sears Tower

[sinnahsaint]

In my old city, some bank bought “The Galleria” in the downtown core which was an indoor mall of doctors’ offices and shops. It had a movie theatre, and a gym, and indoor parking and even housed one of the callcenters so plenty of people worked there. It even had a food court and a larger sit down restaurant/pub. To be fair, the bank did have one small shop front…

They changed the name to “[BankName] Plaza”.

I lived in that city 10 more years and no one except radio DJs called it the new name (and they probably had to). Bet that ticked off the bank. lol

[balaclava-trismegistus]

TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook - Wikipedia

Its crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request

[donjuaninhell]

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

[nitrobishop]

[christianstepmoms]

The meat shell wakes up. The shell goes to its job for 9 hours every day. The meat shell gets upset that somebody is asking them for change on the street. This stresses the meat shell out, so it listens to sounds that placates the meat shell (Hobo Johnson, Sleep Token or Taylor Swift or something). It sees a news article of people getting beat up by cops, and the meat shell ponders "What did they do to the cops to deserve this", but not for too long because Ted Lasso came on. This greatly entertains the meat shell. It goes home and posts about how the grindset mentality isnt for the faint of heart, and shares faux deep Harry Potter quotes to Reels. The Meat Shell then goes to sleep.

It still doesn't even know it's alive.

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

i think it's funny Bruce Campbell is a campy horror guy because he's not a bad actor and he is very classically handsome/charming. purely in it for the love of the game.

[dissociativestupor]

[dawatcher]

[factbot]

A fly has three hearts

[srdcovka]

[romanceyourdemons]

an interesting thing about clothing in late medieval and early modern europe is that, while lower class people generally did wear brightly colored clothing instead of muddy brown clothes, there were very distinct differences in the color of clothing people of different classes wore. clothing was done with all natural dyes, of course, but they were either dyed locally with cheap and easily accessible ingredients, or they were dyed in holland, italy, the ottoman empire, or even further afield using a jealously guarded secret combination of difficult-to-access ingredients, including (crucially) better-quality fixatives. this means that not only did expensive imported fabrics maintain a dark, rich tone much longer than a locally dyed one, which would get a washed out look after a couple of years, but there were also certain colors that a working class farmer literally couldn’t afford to wear, and even though the difference between a cheap local lincoln green and an expensive imported popingay green might seem subtle to us people then seem to have been very sensitive to those differences. that’s also why the colors puritans tended to wear seem uncharacteristically bright to our modern eye—black was such a rich and expensive color that it would be inappropriate to wear to anything other than a portrait sitting, but the colors orange and kendall green were deeply humble in their origins

[worstgirlintheworld]

Jenny Holzer, Living, 1980-82

[plaguedocboi]

Oh and one of our lobs turned out bright orange so we’re hoping he’s a mini Tangerine and stays that color

[greelin]

everyone is so hateful and lacking in whimsy

[greelin]

we could wear respirators. since you want to be such a little bitch about it

[artbyblastweave]

The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence has released its latest set of policy proposals for easing traffic congestion on American roadways

[artbyblastweave]

The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence is cooking up some fun new ideas about the Tax Code

[artbyblastweave]

The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence is tinkering with a relationship advice column where spineless, luckless unfortunates will write in with their personal problems and receive guidance on concrete, direct, high velocity resolutions to the messiness of the human condition

[renekita]

[warningengine]

"beer is actually unhealthy in any amount" yeah bitch im dying every second i exist go away

[muscularguns]

Walked in changing room and found this guy I was shit myself, he said hello there and then raise me, I walk backward hands up saying sorry but he open fire shot through my heart

[machine-unlearning]

The Summer I turned Normal