Little begging dogfish!
Took some inspiration from spotted seabass for this one. sold! 🐟💙
sheepfilms

No title available
Sade Olutola
🪼
AnasAbdin
DEAR READER

JVL
hello vonnie
wallacepolsom
Game of Thrones Daily
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Stranger Things
d e v o n
$LAYYYTER
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
NASA
Three Goblin Art
i don't do bad sauce passes

pixel skylines
seen from Mexico
seen from United States
seen from Dominican Republic
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil
seen from Germany
seen from Türkiye

seen from Lithuania

seen from Germany
seen from T1
@northwesternmountains
Little begging dogfish!
Took some inspiration from spotted seabass for this one. sold! 🐟💙
i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?
Teacher:
Someone in ten years won’t be able to explain this post to fucking anyone
This teacher battled his student in a talent show….teacher was WAVYYYY
Teacher hit the first move and I knew it was curtains
Different!!! Who is that!!!
lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend
I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SOO FUCKKNG HARD
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad
#this is team skull
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.
I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
A good post, pure.
Another adorable story has been added.
can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.
He’s applying for a job and they require a photo with a white background..
FRIENDSHIP GOALS
the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are
Aceikr - how do you even pronounce that
But when the world needed him most…..
I ain never seen a slinky trick in my life.
when ur homie’s lung collapses
is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)
education = liberation
tell your friends!
My dash is pretty empty and I need more people to follow so reblog if
You can also hear the consistent, B-flat humming of the moon every night and you understand what it’s trying to convey.
You met an angel in the parking lot of Burger King who gave you a soda and a meaningful look before dissolving into flames.
You have distinct memories of watching The Video on the internet that you can determine, through the shared experiences of other, undoubtedly existed, yet not even a mention of it can be found anymore.
Bill Murray has appeared in your house, took all of the legs off of your chairs without saying a word or breaking eye contact, and left. You’re not sure how he got in or out. All of your doors were locked.
You have reached the edges of the Program where you could see the earth dissolve into pixels and strings of binary, momentarily before They re-calibrated it and a simple street materialized in front of you.
You lie awake at night unable to sleep because your mind is full, wondering what horrors might exist in the vast jaws of space that your mind has not evolved to comprehending yet.
Poppy has c
You heard a conversation occurring in your house knowing you were the only person home. When you investigate your animals lock eyes with you, sitting still and scared like wide eyed statues until you leave.
You haven’t found the heart to tell your mother that her boyfriend of 4 years is really just a sack of potatoes in a child sized tuxedo. She is happy for the first time in years, you think you will just keep it to yourself.
No one believes you about the small red cow that seems to live on your nightstand. The cow mocks you about this fact. That is the only thing the cow does. The nightstand emits a loud noise when you attempt to remove it.
Wherever you go you always here the faintest loop of 99 Red Balloons by Nena that seems to play in the distance. It never sounds any closer or farther, though some days it is in German.
Anyway this is all I can think of for now lol. If anything here applies to you I’ll probably give you a follow.
this makes me feel a feeling that hasn’t been discovered yet
“we don’t really know how this stuff affects people” are you serious? TAKE WOMEN SERIOUSLY AND YOU WOULD.
honestly this illustrates perfectly the ridiculous importance of men standing up for women.
People see women as overreacting and dramatic while people see men as logical. Even if they are saying the same thing