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@noscrubz
me: the law is X, case law says X, and the judge is like X. I would advise you to settle, we can make some arguments that’ll get you W and Z.
client: but I want Y!!!!
me: you’re not gonna get Y, for the reasons I just told you
client: well then why did I even HIRE YOU then
me: for this...for this exact conversation
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
I got 100%??? On my GIS test I barely studied for??? And now I don’t have to take the final???? Holy fucking shit this post works.
I got a job today lol
me: I drank coffee, why am I still sleepy??
people: did you sleep
me: IRRELEVANT
When All Of Your Cases Explode At Once
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
“Must feel really good standing there in your expensive suit; having all the power, moving people around like chess pieces.”
“No. It doesn’t feel good at all.”
me irl
Me: is this job really worth it????
My bills:
When people ask me if I feel bad about defending criminals, my response:
Whenever I’m in court
Is this con law?
When your most difficult client hires a “real attorney” and you get to close your file
Non-lawyers who voice their opinions about the Constitution on Facebook.
beautiful
I slowly lower my law degree into the garbage.
“This does not spark joy,” I say.
Marie Kondo nods in approval.
remember that one time my parents literally threw my law degree into the garbage
