Nosefag

Long time hypnosis fiend, Dom, manipper, and fiction writer. Formerly Anonymouse Manips. 25, Straight Male, CA

[unmovinggreatlibrary]

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

fight the system

[nosefaghypnosis]

ROW! ROW! FIGHT THA POWAH!

[ohioella]

Source

(https://twitter.com/milknmuffins/status/861092198728609793)

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

update: they’re denying her services because of her posting about her mistreatment.

if you have money to spare and can help her out, you can: cashme, paypal, amazon wishlist. here’s her twitter for updates.

[jugulate]

This actually extends to Australia too. Most of the Salvation Army stores that I worked for were absolute trash. It’s literally all about profit. They had volunteers that were good of course. Even a few paid workers with a heart, but the higher ups are there for profits. My manager used to make me sell costume jewelry as if it were real gold. People were straight out lied to. “We have a quota we have to meet each year.” Such a joke. And never forget that the Salvo’s are also notoriously homophobic. Trash. Trash. Trash.

[geekandmisandry]

I wondered how it was in Australia. Signal boost.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Salvation Army is VILE and utterly DISGUSTING and made up of the worst kind of worthless, bigoted vermin

DO NOT donate ANYTHING to this godawful organisation

I keep hoping and praying that the Salvation Army will end up bankrupt and out of business one day

[nosefaghypnosis]

Been saying it for years. Don’t support “charities” unless you research how they actually do their work. Too many are just fronts looking to cash in on the pathos of the middle class and the false generosity of corporations looking for those sweet tax writeoffs.

[wide-awaaaaake]

Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

[replicantdeviancy]

arubbishmedic‌:

bollymusings‌:

nickthenerd‌:

Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.

TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.

Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience

Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.

It became necessary

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

It became necessary.

[nosefaghypnosis]

Tumblrpocalypse

Tumblr has decided to destroy their platform for the vast majority of their user base simply because Apple leaned on them. My blog is mostly porn so it’s gonna get obliterated and I cannot say I’m happy about that but there’s not much I can do.

I might go back to reddit but if anyone wants to find me or my work literotica and 4chan are the places to do it.

I’ll be on tumblr right up to the end on the 17th but once the porn dries up I’m gonna mosey along to greener pastures.

To the real people who follow my blog: Thanks for the follows, it’s been real. Hope y’all have a good life.

To the pornbots: I can only assume this is your fault somehow.

To tumblr: You’re complete cowards and I hope your site dying will teach you a lesson.

To Apple: Fuck your corporate censorship. You make great mobile devices but your actual app platform is turning into a supreme pile of shit. Kindly die in a tire fire.

Your pal,

Nosefag

[lewd-zko-deactivated20240110]

I wonder, would you ever let yourself be hypnotized for more spiritual reasons?

Anime tiddies are my spiritual reason

[nosefaghypnosis]

Anime Tiddies are a sure sign that there is goodness in the universe.

[spiralturquoise]

One Thought

Story content: Hypnosis, preexisting dynamic, D/s, maledom, femsub, dry sex, cis characters, memory play, suggestion language, Master/slave

“And when you wake up, I will be able to give you a single thought that will override any other thoughts you might have.  Whenever I say the phrase, ‘overriding thought,’ followed by a statement, the statement will become your overriding thought.  No matter what you try to think about or what you try to do, that one thought will keep coming up in your head, as if it were your own thought.  You will not be consciously aware that the thought came from me, and you will act on it as if it were your own thought.  The more you try to think about anything else, the more the overriding thought will come up, and each time you think it, the overriding thought stops you from thinking anything else.  Your mind will keep coming back to the overriding thought, and you will continue to think it and act on it until I give you a new overriding thought.  This suggestion will end the next time I hypnotize you.  Do you understand?”

Padma nodded, then whispered, “Yes, Master.”

Keep reading

[ellaenchanting]

Ooooh sexy! I really like this suggestion. :) Well done, Turq! 

[prokopetz]

What y’all think ‘gifted child’ discourse is saying: I used to be special and now I’m not and that makes me sad.

What ‘gifted child’ discourse is ACTUALLY saying: The way many educational systems treat children who’ve been identified as ‘gifted’ is actively harmful in that it a. obliges kids to give up socialising with their same-age peers in favour of constantly courting the approval of adult ‘mentors’ who mostly don’t give a shit about them, b. demands that they tie their entire identity to a set of standards that’s not merely unsustainable, but intentionally so, because its unstated purpose is to weed out the ‘unworthy’ rather than to provide useful goals for self-improvement, and c. denies them opportunities to learn useful life skills in favour of training them up in an excruciatingly narrow academic skill-set that’s basically useless outside of an institutional career path that the vast majority of them will never be allowed to pursue.

[calledforhelp]

d. A child has been treated as overly intelligent the entirety of their younger educational years and thus fails to learn any skills that will assist them in studying so their grades nosedive upon entering high school, inevitably leading to everyone being disappointed in them and a child who doesn’t understand how to ask for assistance or learn the basic skillsets their peers have because their teachers and parents thought they didn’t need it and now they’re fucked.

[nosefaghypnosis]

Can confirm all of this.

I was considered gifted but the second I fell behind the praise for being ahead became derision because “You’re so smart why don’t you understand these concepts you were never taught?” “Aren’t you a kid genius? You should be able to do this.” while my “non-gifted” classmates would be given ample help and tutoring.

MENSA is a cult based around parents stroking their own egos by living vicariously through the acedemic achievements of their children.

[ddlc-incorrect-quotes]

I got one even better, which is mire delicious: Natsuki’s ass or Monika’s thighs?

Monika’s thighs. Not even a contest.

-ModC

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

thighs <3

[nosefaghypnosis]

An ass without great thighs is no ass at all.

[abhorrentafro]

Spoil the ending of your favorite game without any context

[grawly]

[bagelbarton]

There is no ending, you just keep losing money and time.

[blogthegreatrouge]

I play the game twise to save her sorry ass and she doesn’t even bother to spell “Congratulations” right

[entivus]

Do whatever the fuck the stage singer says you to do, throw ink into that b*tch while jamming to the song playing

[arotheosis]

Fight giant shadow pig with the help of animal robots and the spirit of your gf

[nottodaylogic]

I do my best to save all my friends and stuff but end up leaving them to go away with my awesome gf

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

you fight your old friend aboard the worlds best space factory. he tries to be invincible. it doesn’t help.

[nosefaghypnosis]

You burn yourself forever to save the world for a while.

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

dragonlady contributes:

to save the worlds oceans you vore an alien

[nosefaghypnosis]

You kill enough dragons to be able to kill their god by shouting at him.

[abhorrentafro]

Spoil the ending of your favorite game without any context

[grawly]

[bagelbarton]

There is no ending, you just keep losing money and time.

[blogthegreatrouge]

I play the game twise to save her sorry ass and she doesn’t even bother to spell “Congratulations” right

[entivus]

Do whatever the fuck the stage singer says you to do, throw ink into that b*tch while jamming to the song playing

[arotheosis]

Fight giant shadow pig with the help of animal robots and the spirit of your gf

[nottodaylogic]

I do my best to save all my friends and stuff but end up leaving them to go away with my awesome gf

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

you fight your old friend aboard the worlds best space factory. he tries to be invincible. it doesn’t help.

[nosefaghypnosis]

You burn yourself forever to save the world for a while.

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

[im-fairly-whitty]

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

[slusheeduck]

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

[crystallinecrow]

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

[chinon]

first of all how Dare u call black footed babies evil smh but

how could yall forget

Tinie Babey aka smallest cat species (rusty spotted cat - Prionailurus rubiginosus)

Get That Cat A Modeling Contract (asiatic golden cat - Pardofelis temminckii)

Tater Tot Spots (andean mountain cat - Leopardus jacobita)

Smaller, More Alien-looking Ocelot (margay - Leopardus wiedii)

and finally I’m Pretty Sure That’s The Love Child of a Snow Leopard and a Clouded Leopard (marbled cat - Pardofelis marmorata)

[daughter-of-the-red-land]

SO MANY MAMA MAFDETS! @tawaubastmut and your beloved pallas cat! :D

[snapmedown]

@kitty-sylvie

[kitty-sylvie]

SO MANY KITTIES

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

i love them all

[nosefaghypnosis]

I know this is a porn blog but fuck are these cats cute.

[fullmetalfisting]

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

[khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms]

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

[american-ipa]

Why the fuck did someone have to make this about gender? How is this mediocre?? Why is it so important to forcefully gloss over someone’s musical hobby? Yeah, some people are invested in their interests - one of my coworkers won’t shut up about her essential oils side hustle but I’m not gonna be an asshole just so I can be proud of myself on Tumblr.com. Jesus Christ, conversations aren’t battlefields.

[lifeofcynch]

maybe that guy was really excited about the band thing. maybe he just wanted to tell someone about it. but you just had to go and be rude, huh.

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

y’all are dicks and this is why people dont wanna be friends with y’all

[jinmaeda]

OP doesn’t have any idea of how awful it feels for someone to be happily talking about something they’re passionate about and then getting this kind of reaction.

Even if you don’t give a fuck about him and his band, for the sake of being a polite person like everyone should be, ask him a couple of things, say “that’s so cool!” “What do you think of [related topic]?” “How many years have you been playing your instrument?”

It literally costs $0.00 to be kind with other human beings.

And as someone who infodumps a whole lot and was told during all elementary school to stop talking because no one cared about my hobbies or interests, seeing that there’s still people like that makes my heart ache.

[antis-delete-your-blogs-pls-thx]

This is not progressive. This is being an asshole, and this attitude disproportionately affects neurodivergent people who infodump. Stop.

[rainbowloliredux]

Y’all wonder why y’all don’t have friends and why everyone treats you like crap when you do shit like this. And then reblog shit about being kind to people and their hobbies and interests but only because you want people to be kind to your hobbies and interest while you express disinterest in anyone else’s. 

Y’all wonder why people got issues opening up and shit and this shit here is the reason why. People like you OP

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

I relish the rare times blatant misandry is shut the fuck down on this hell site

[nosefaghypnosis]

I read shit like what OP wrote and all I can think is “Who hurt you? What experience did you have that taught you to be a petty, mean person?”

Maybe there’s more to the story but if there was then why not add that bit of context that makes you look like less of an asshole.

[h-sleepingirl]

How could I not do this with this meme

@hypno-sandwich @hypnokinkwithmrdream @diaryofasnowflake @zanythoughts @digitalswitchgamine @khatsha

[mindlesslittledoll]

I have spent the last three (or maybe four) hours edging. I am so wet, needy and desperate. It is hard to think of anything other than the aching in my cunt and how hard my nipples are. 

[nosefaghypnosis]

Only four hours? I think you haven’t gone long enough. Just look at how coherent those sentences were, you obviously haven’t edged long enough.

But then that’s the best part about edging, you can always keep going.

[jukeboxemcsa]

“There’s a hand in my cunt. That makes me a puppet.” Dahlia swore every day she wasn’t going to say it again, and every day she wound up betraying herself. Her free hand unthinkingly reached up to press a phantom earbud into her ear, even though she had long ago memorized the mantra of mindless obedience that melted her pussy into a dripping mess of helpless, irresistible arousal. Some habits were just difficult to break… and Dahlia was finding that out the hard way.

“Puppets don’t think. They just repeat what the puppet master says.” Dahlia’s fingers slid in and out of her pussy, feeling the slick flesh welcome the intruding digits without any resistance. Dahlia could feel the resistance in her mind yielding in the same way, her thoughts aching to be fucked just as deeply as her wet cunt. She knew that she only programmed herself further every time she gave in and masturbated to her mantras of surrender and compliance, but that only made it hotter when she stopped struggling and let the urge to play with herself take over.

“And what a puppet repeats, a puppet believes. Puppets can’t disagree with a puppet master.” Dahlia could feel it again, the desperation beginning after only a few minutes. It was always the same, every single day when she got home from work–all day long, she would tell herself that she wasn’t going to masturbate today, that she was going to break the cycle of arousal and pleasure that led inevitably to her moaning in orgasm as she repeated Master’s words. And every single day, when she got in the car for the drive home, she would begin to feel her resolve crumbling as the memories of how good it felt to surrender teased away at her cunt.

“And if a puppet can’t think… and a puppet can’t disagree… a puppet can, can only… obey.” It was the same thing today. Dahlia’s treacherous, lustful subconscious bargained her down from ‘no masturbation’ to ‘masturbation, but not to Master’s porn’ to ‘Master’s porn can be on the screen, but we won’t recite our mantra’. And even that melted away when she got her fingers inside herself, the rhythm of her fucking so deeply conditioned to the rhythm of Master’s words that she began to repeat her programming before she even realized she was saying it.

“P-puppet… obeys when the puppet master tells her to fuck. Puppet, ohhhh, fucks her hand f-for, for the puppet mmmmmmhhhh… master.” Dahlia’s eyes went unfocused for a moment as she strained to hold back her climax. She wasn’t allowed to cum yet. She wasn’t done programming herself. Master wanted her brain good and foggy before she could give in and let the pleasure of brainwashing herself crash in on her. Dahlia had a timer. She swore she wasn’t going to set it, but… but Dahlia was getting very good at convincing herself to obey. Or very bad at resisting, she wasn’t sure which anymore.

“Master’s will… puts Puppet’s hand…. in Puppet’s. Cunt.” Dahlia sighed, the burden of thought tumbling from her grasp as the pleasure took over. She could think about how deeply programmed she was becoming another time. She could think about everything later, everything but how good it felt to play with herself and obey. That would be easier. She could resist later. She always told herself that, and sometimes she even believed it.

“There’s a hand in my cunt. That makes me a puppet. Puppets don’t think, they just repeat what the puppet master says. And what a puppet repeats, a puppet believes. Puppets can’t disagree with a puppet master. And if a puppet can’t think, and a puppet can’t disagree, a puppet can only obey. Puppet obeys when the puppet master tells her to fuck. Puppet fucks her hand for the puppet master. Master’s will puts Puppet’s hand in Puppet’s cunt. There’s a hand…”

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[a-titty-ninja]

[1osemymind]

Mmm

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

@banningthoughts

Master <3