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@not-a-vampirepoet
The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.
This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.
in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.
i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.
important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".
very soon the entirety of the tumblr dashboard will be consumed by insane people being insufferable over AMC's interview with the vampire. fortunately i am one of those insane people
lets make bad art together
i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together
The Most Tumblr Punchline
I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."
Let me explain why:
It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.
It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.
It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.
It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.
It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.
It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.
affirmations for oc artists:
* im allowed to change my ocs design
* nobody will kill me if i change my ocs design
* compliments are not threats
* just because somebody said they like my ocs design that does not mean they will hunt me down and kill me if i change my ocs design
* my ocs are mine and i can design them how i want
* im very brave and i can change my ocs design if i want to
When I was a child, I had the distinct feeling I wasn’t like other girls. Not in a misogynistic quirky way, I had a difficult time fitting in with my peers and it caused me a great deal of consternation. It as very difficult to articulate what was different and I would lay awake at night wondering why what the fuck was wrong with me. Then I realized I wasn’t like other girls because I wasn’t a girl.
So happy for them 💓
i want to give ryland grace the biggest hug in the world i want to put him in an enclosure and study him i want to tuck him into bed and feed him soup
2007 vs 2026
Happy to have finally gotten to see My Chemical Romance again for the first time in nearly 20 years (and now on the other side of the world)
They still fucking got it.
(Bonus shoutout to @martyniiii @periperiwinkle and @anouchard for a great night)
people love to see a character in a suit and go ''oh he would be such a tumblr sexyman back in the day" but i feel like we need to give tumblr sexyman more credit for their variety. never forget that sans undertale ruled so many fans hearts. thats literally a short fat(?) skeleton in shorts and slippers. you cannot pigeonhole the sexyman into just one genre of man. do not forget yourself.
My main account got @-ed on this scam (no I won't say which one), and it occurred to me that some of the people here might not realize this is a scam.
It is. Do not click any mystery links. DO NOT give them any personal information. And DO NOT respond to messages like this.
thankfully most of us would rather see this place burn to the ground than hand over more information to staff so this kind of thing isn't going to do any good
I know, but considering the chaos the gaza bots caused (and are still causing) I figured it’d be best to say this out loud early on
@sexy-people-contests-2026
Eridian's don't forget things. So, eventually Rocky learns enough English to retroactively understand everything Grace was saying when they met
We all know that Rocky really likes it when Grace does puppet shows. But have we considered that one day Grace remembers the existence of the Muppets and shows Rocky a "real puppet show." Rocky now loves the Muppets and him and Grace watch all the muppets movies.
Rocky and Grace in Project Hail Mary (2026)
