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former Turn blog that’s now just a dumpster fire hayley | she/her | bisexual dead? star wars sideblog: @caleb-doomed

[punk-speedchunk]

this is the funniest fucking frame in all star wars. this did damage, i got a headache laughing at this. comes outa nowhere. like i know he was suffering but ph my fucking god

[thelvadams]

when the world needed him most, he returned

[not-cool-jimmysteve]

ok if he’s actually being played by jeremy allen white star wars has the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST thing ever

[natashas-little-belle]

when the new stardew valley update comes out but you play on the switch and have to watch everyone enjoy everything while you sit in your room like

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[frankenmouse]

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

[allaboardthecolumboat-deactivat]

Batman: I’m going to take away your guns, Alfred

Alfred: Then I will switch to store brand chicken noodle soup and you will have to microwave your own pizza rolls

Batman: :O

[big-wired]

I mean, even back in the 66 series, Alfread was not someone you messed with.

[jervis-tetch-my-beloved]

Jim: So, who are your other accomplices, I know you couldn’t have pulled this off with just two helpers

Jerome: Well, you already know bag-head and beard face..

Jerome: But have you meet Candice

Jim: Who?

Jerome: *heavy breathing*

[borgevino]

rt if you like damaged goods

[literaturebf]

mutuals do this

[penguinification]

it’s so funny how barbara tabitha and butch all don’t like ed and would enjoy seeing him get hit by a car

[bloodsoakedtooth]

"Oh my god he's fucking crazy" i say, while smiling and giggling like a teen girl who just got her first crush

[m-0xieokay-deactivated20230614]

rewatching gotham is just... feeling pure dread at certain scenes, knowing whats to come.

oswald with his father? ...yeah sorry buddy.

any woman in a 3 ft radius of jim gordon? run.

the fucking countdown to isabella getting introduced. youre telling me. oswald owns 0 bottles of wine. 0. in his huge ass mansion. he cant get one of his people to get a bottle.

[dochollidayed]

sometimes i think about the night destiel went canon and how everyone on the internet, whether they were in the fandom or not, just went down the line shaking hands like good game good game. that's the closest we'll ever get to world peace

[kuttithevangu]

If you’re in New England and you have itchy eyes, a sore throat, and sinus problems you might have Covid or:

[slashgod]

There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

[officialgritty]

the pride montage we’ve all been waiting for

(gifs)

[endlessnightarts]

No Cops At Pride Only Gritty

[valtsv]

you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”

[greelin]

having self-inserts for shit is good. fun. healthy, even. i encourage it.

[greelin]

90% of the media created by grown ass well known men is just them inserting themselves into a fantasy. like. you are allowed this. it’s good. you are fine. allow yourself to have fun

[queerpyracy]

what books were you assigned to read in a class that you still hold a violent and bitter grudge against

for me it’s into the wild and the scarlet letter