[dogpuppy]

[kiskajaw]

[not-gwynethpaltrow]

PV was great btw

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[clothingweapon]

1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[yinx1]

You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.

[chaifootsteps]

[catrocity-hidden]

tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

[uncomfortablecliche]

males are inherently nationalistic due to the pro-state organ located in their ass

[shorthistorian]

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

There

[jgdfjjggh-deactivated20250520]

[casadeguevara]

The Snake: “Let’s try ethical non-monogamy.”

God: “Get out.”

[priezpourlui]

[kata4a]

never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

[kata4a]

i swear to god you people really will reblog anything

[phaeton-flier]

Don't bait the hooks and criticise the fish for biting

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Enjoy someone trying the nail tappity taps for the first time and LOVING it

📷 Butterworthdasyrup

[not-gwynethpaltrow]