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Keni
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium
titsay
Cosmic Funnies
Jimmy Eat World
Doug Jones
PR's Tumblrdome
RMH
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Claire Keane
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@not-narcoleptic
Idk how the MC didnât fold within the first 24 hours of the bet with Shingen. My smiley ass would have been like laundry the moment he spouted that line about beautiful flowers and plain vases. Hell, a damn smile would have turned me to origami.
Stupid, sexy Shingen.
locked the fuck in get my money up
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Iâm not speaking on all of either of their other music since Iâm not the target demographic. Youâll never catch me complaining about stuff that isnât for me. Enjoy it if youâd like, thatâs not the issue.
But what do you mean Taylor listened to Sympathy is a Knife, heard Charli singing about how she (TS) made her so insecure it makes her want to kill herself, then interpret it as a diss? The song wasnât even disparaging toward Taylor tbh.
Charli sings about being insecure being in proximity with a very successful artist, then frames her own insecurity as unreasonable. It reads like something youâd tell your therapist. Just honest feelings and introspection.
So Taylor turns around and makes fun of Charliâs drug addiction??? And also call her jealous and obsessed???
Iâm sorry, but itâs incredibly mean spirited, and seeing people cheer it on and say Charli deserves to be called a cokehead for daring to reference Taylor is wild.
For a woman who supposedly touts women supporting women, this is NOT it. Honestly, it feels juvenile, and Iâm side-eyeing the people cheering.
To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies
âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Â
She ainât no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a âZâ, ends with an âiâ, and isnât some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iâm not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, đ đ˝đ đžđ đż Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donât know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donât know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iâll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iâll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheâs back lmao must reblog. Iâm sorry guys
Iâm not risking diddly squat
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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
is it working
Yes
I live life with the confidence of someone who knows theyâll die at age 100 of natural causes.
Becoming an expert in mining for fanfic.
Bitches be like "wordy sentence" to a sentence that just tries to emphasize a description.
That bitch is Grammarly.
Itâs so hot we finally have to forgive people for smelling a lil funny
⢠An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
⢠A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
⢠A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
⢠An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
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⢠Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
⢠A question mark walks into a bar?
⢠A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
⢠Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
⢠A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
⢠A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
⢠Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
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⢠A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
⢠An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
⢠The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
⢠A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
⢠The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
⢠A dyslexic walks into a bra.
⢠A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
⢠A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
⢠A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
⢠A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony
- Jill Thomas Doyle
Better than any study guide
I laughed so hard jalapeĂąo chip went up my nose and I had to snot rocket it out. The burning sensation has convinced me that there is no god.
If I mix this and weaponize the fact that I look like a young teen, Iâll be invincible
â - ĚĚ⨠He's just Ken ⨠ĚĚ- â
