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my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

iwilleatyourenglish

janirah

Partners.

Lester & Doe P.I., Arkham, late 30s

beeccoe

wanted to get this out of my system before I went to bed.

janirah

Plateau of Leng

Of all the possible places in the Dreamlands, they went to the most dangerous…

theoriginalfool

*Eats your art like a moth*

andmaybegayer

measure once cut also once, no prablem

andmaybegayer

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

theshitpostcalligrapher

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

shaydh

I have done the cross stitch

poolboydivision

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

makeitdewey

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

furthermuchmore

otterbiscuits

I can't believe it's over. What a ride. I hope the guys are resting well rn.

thepaisleyelf

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

iys-cloud

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

sandersstudies

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

sandersstudies

They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

sandersstudies

This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

sandersstudies

Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

digidiskette

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a fat one on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

zathorn

I've reblogged this before but fuck does this last story really make it

Who teaches the teachers to be teachers, and further more who teaches the teachers teacher to be teachers teacher, and further more who teaches the teachers teachers teacher to be a teachers teachers teacher, and further more who teaches the teachers teachers teachers teacher to be a teachers teachers teachers teacher, and further more who tea...ect.

#teachers #teachers teacher #teachers teachers teacher #how far does it go #forever?#whos the like big boss of teachers #the mega teacher

Meow?

Meow~ ;D