[not-so-binary]

bruh why is there ads every like three posts wtf LMAO

[sketchinthoughts]

BABASOR

[runes-and-feathers]

Why do I have to pick one name. Why can't I have dozens of names that people use interchangeably like I'm some kind of ancient wizard

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Tuition should include unlimited weed

[grox]

Your son died of amongus poisoning BTW

[toastbutteregg]

[dancingonmyownmp3]

i don’t think love at first sight exists but i think you feel something. not just romantically, but when you meet anyone who’s going to be important to you…anything stronger than what you were feeling before, without even knowing it. attraction, dislike, whatever. something you might forget the next day but in that moment it’s something. like a little jolt in ur chest idk.

[dancingonmyownmp3]

this is what i meant

[markets]

tumblr will be like “check out these blogs!” and show me people id get a restraining order against irl

[barrymccaulkinem]

we all knew but its nice to know.

[conarcoin]

[conarcoin]

this post has so many notes and its an image i stole from twitter

[higgity-heck]

*hands you a cow* *hands you a cow* *hands y

[gifsandsound]

Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot- doot doot doot- dooooo

(10:00)

In the hall of the mountain king

[naidje-deactivated]

This is a masterpiece.

[bhalubiralo]

@myrthrae

[skunkcowboy]

Whenever autism moms post shit like like “autism won today 😔” Im just like okay, another win for autism!

[pillowpetco]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

Cock

Based on your likes!

[thedorkdionysia]

I swear y'all are just typing "Based on your likes!" and putting it in green text

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

that's the joke

[thedorkdionysia]

[zoesupreme]

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

[zoesupreme]

By talos this can't be happening again

[girlbohun-deactivated20220907]

microdosing on self-control by not writing a paragraph of response to every stupid hot take i read on this site

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

Videodrome (1983)