trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

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noise dept.

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin

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@not-the-dragonborn
Ashe, my sis’ favorite boi
Fitz(Chivalry)
You probably can't tell but I tried using a different brush for the rendering and I think I like it!! It gives a very nice painterly texture :D
another amber
I just saw someone on tiktok fancast young Elijah wood as bran stark and I feel like my eyes have been opened
Ac: EtceteraArt, effemar
Father Andrew and Gareth
(Tracing of an AI image composed using multiple references)
I'd be very happy to cast (young) Gwendoline Christie as Kettricken.
“She is big as a cow and pale as a fish.” - Assassin's Apprentice
With mutual difficulty, she explained that the woman standing beside King Eyod was her niece and I awkwardly managed a compliment to the effect that she looked both healthy and strong. At the moment it seemed the kindest thing I could find to say of the impressive woman standing so protectively by her king. She had an immense mass of the yellow hair that I was becoming accustomed to in Jhaampe, with some of it braided up and coiled about her head, and some flowing loose down her back. Her face was grave, her bare arms muscular.
The woman was, of course, Princess Kettricken, and Verity’s betrothed.
And yet, another part of me worried what Verity would think of his bride. He was not a womanizer, but his taste in women was obvious to anyone who had been much around him. And those that he smiled upon were usually small and round and dark, often with curly hair and girlish laughter and tiny soft hands. What would he think of this tall pale woman, who dressed as simply as a servant and declared she took much pleasure in tending her own gardens? As our talk turned, I found she could speak as familiarly about falconry and horse breeding as any stableman. And when I asked her what she did for pleasure, she told me of her small forge and tools for working metal, and lifted her hair to show me the earrings she had made for herself. The finely hammered silver petals of a flower clasped a tiny gem like a drop of dew. I had once told Molly that Verity deserved a competent and active wife, but now I wondered if she would much beguile him. He would respect her, I knew. But was respect enough between a king and his queen?
“How old are you?” I asked impulsively.“Eighteen,” she replied, and then smiled to see the surprise on my face. “Because I am tall, your people seem to think I am much older than that,” she confided in me.“Well, you are younger than Verity, then. But not so much more than between many wives and husbands. He will be thirty-three this spring.”
“She does not understand the consumption of wine and exotic foods, the display of costly fabrics in dress, the flaunting of jewels that are the purpose of these gatherings. And so she does not ‘show well.’ She is a handsome woman, in her way. But she is too big, too heartily muscled, too fair amongst the Buckkeep women. She is like a charger stabled among hunters. Her heart is good, but I do not know if she will be sufficient to the task, boy. In truth, I pity her. She came here alone, you know. Those few who accompanied her here have long since returned to the Mountains. So she is very alone here, despite those who court her favor.” - Royal Assassin
“How cannot he understand that I wish to wed whom I love?”
Chade looked considering. “Have you discussed this with Verity?”
“What good would that do? He could not even save himself from being wed off to a woman he did not desire.” I felt disloyal to Kettricken as I said this. But I knew it was true.” - Royal Assassin
(Photobashed with the help of AI, traced by hand, tweaked).
whatever the hell these two got goin' on
metaphorically undressing myself via truth nuke
What is dead may never die
Conquerors.
Balerion was "large enough to swallow a whole mammoth" and vhagar was so big, that a mounted knight "could ride a horse down her gullet"
The Winged Wolf
Comic wip for a class assignment 🤗 adapting a specific passage, I'll post the finished in a week
Finished my second playthrough of pentiment