notambervalente

[bellasredchevy]

esme when she heard that edward’s new human gf named bella was coming over:

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[wishbzne-deactivated20210526]

the double image, anne sexton from the complete poems written c. 1960

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

[pancakeke]

look at this cursed ass kitchen drawer I just saw on google images

[fallingtowers]

i go to the kitchen at 3 am to drink a gallon of water and the ghost in my house pulls this out and pulverizes both my shins in one fell swoop

[thyrell]

god avatar fucked so hard when they decided every animal was like. two animals

[melking]

MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster | LITTLE WOMEN (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

[slitherpunk]

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

[devipotato]

[egberts]

this person's flex on my sister's post has me dead

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[onlytwitterpics]

[henlolizer]

[4got2reply]

How do I tell a guy he's the coolest and I wanna kiss him

first remember that men are the root of all evil. then reconsider.

[shock]

[chips1977]

Another day at the crashing motorcycles into eadh other on purpose factory

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

haters will see me and be beset by locusts

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

what about lovers?

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

still the locusts but in a fun way