douchebat

obsessed w/ all of DC and the MCU

[notanotherdcfangirl]

I am back (not really) but I just wanted to pose the idea of an AU newly-resurrected Jason Todd who returned to the Batfamily & has to be reintegrated into society or a post-Under the Red Hood Jason who has to go back to school but doesn’t take the placement test seriously & ends up in the same class as Damian

Does this make sense logically? No. (Even though Jason was pretty young when he died!)

Is it hilarious to me? Yes.

[doc-anders]

“It’s okay, B. You can try again tomorrow…”

[doc-anders]

Girls night.

[notanotherdcfangirl]

Poison Ivy is just an evil Lorax.

I will not be taking criticism at this time.

[jjmk-jjmk]

Dick/Jay

fan art

[notanotherdcfangirl]

Tim Drake, Robin (1993)

[notanotherdcfangirl]

Jessica Cruz, Justice League: Odyssey

[a-wayne-at-heart]

The Robins as…

REALITY TV SHOW STARS

Dick

DC Universe’s Got Talent (America’s Got Talent), as host, contestant, and eventual winner – because judges from the Fifth Dimension could no longer stand watching a human with such inhuman flexibility

Gothamite Ninja Warrior (American Ninja Warrior), where it’s usually just Cass and him battling it out for the top spot and the “obstacle course” includes parkouring to the top of crumbling gargoyles and jumping off twenty-story buildings sans parachute  

Jason

Alfred & J’s Potluck Dinner (Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner), where Alfred’s “Martha” and he’s “Snoop” and they host get-togethers for heroes and villains in the Manor kitchen

Hood vs. Lair (Man vs. Wild), but instead of surviving in the wild, he’s trying to get past security in a new supervillain’s hideout week after week (guest-starring Roy)

Tim

BatFuzz Unsolved (BuzzFeed Unsolved), where he discusses controversial cases, such as the mysterious zombie-turned-vigilante wearing a red helmet, with his best bud and resident skeptic, Conner

Myth Boosters (Myth Busters), where he dispels/proves popular theories using the latest and most expensive Wayne Tech gadgets (and Bruce is a mere centimeter away from buying the TV network just to cancel this show)

Damian

Gotham’s Dumbest Videos (America’s Funniest Videos), which features clips of his siblings’ blunders during patrol (and him cackling in the background after he introduces each one)

Crikey! It’s the Irwins, and he’s actually with the Irwins (until his father reminds him to “Get. Back. To. Your Earth. Now.”)

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Not sure I did it justice, but I really liked this suggestion, @fleetof-fandoms, so thanks!

[notanotherdcfangirl]

these have the same energy, don’t @ me

~credits to @incorrectbatfamquotes for the first photo~

[inkydandy]

Remember when his helmet would sometimes have freaky facial features. Anyway, I have been sitting on this idea for so many months and the unfinished files just sat in my folder for weeks until now. Jay’s costume change next month kind of kicked my butt into gear heh

I like to think he has a giant warehouse full of helmets and that he gets his jackets from a magical wardrobe that produces an infinite amount. And that also leads to Narnia.

[notanotherdcfangirl]

From Nightwing (1996)

I can’t be the only one who saw the similarities...

He got Musfasa’ed...no, okay 😶

[jjmk-jjmk]

Robins

fan art

[notanotherdcfangirl]

Jason Todd comparing himself to his replacement aka Tim Drake (alternative)

Jason: his utility belt WACK his bo staff WACK his grappling skills WACK the way that he wears pants instead of the (i c o n i c) scaly robin panties WACK the way that he hasn’t d i e d on the job WACK

Batfam: ...

Jason: me? I’M TIGHT AS FU*K

[notanotherdcfangirl]

Jason Todd comparing himself to his replacement aka Tim Drake

Jason: his jewelry WACK his foot stance WACK the way that he talks WACK the way that he doesn’t like to smile WACK

Batfam: ....

Jason: me? IM TIGHT AS FU*K

[thedcu-deactivated20220928]

Artemis Crock: Just remember, don't freeze when you see her.

Dick Grayson: What are you talking about? I never freeze.

[later]

Dick Grayson: [freezes] Zatanna... hi.

[Artemis appears and saves Dick]

Artemis Crock: You froze.

[jjmk-jjmk]

RED HOOD

Jason Todd

fan art

[incorrect-batfamily-quotes]

When you see footage of your father, who’s bruised, bloodied, bound and being taunted by a villanous metahuman, on the Batcomputer screen…

Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Robin:

Alfred: *clears his throat*

Alfred: Boys, he wouldn’t want you involved –

Robin: *pulls his sword from its scabbard and releases Goliath from his cage*

Red Robin: *tracks the source of the footage and hacks into its system*

Red Hood: *reloads his guns and straps on explosives*

Nightwing: *lights up his escrima sticks* We’re already involved. We’re family, Alfred.

I mean it’s not as if Alfred left that footage to stream for you to “accidentally” find against Batman’s orders… Right?

[rawr666rawr]

Black bat: *waiting for them with a shit eating grin when they get there, surrounded by knocked out and tied up bad guys, while Spoiler bandages up bruce*

[incorrect-batfamily-quotes]

And before the men have any time to react to seeing Bruce and the women, Batgirl’s right behind them dragging the mastermind across the floor. “What took you guys so long?”