Not Dead In The Woods

I haven't drawn in awhile. I should really get on that. Motivation is just hard, ya know?

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[fishgummy]

like what’s up manger

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[notdeadinthewoods]

So you know that little blurb in unraveled when Keefe says that he can only drink coffee if it has an obscene amount of sugar/ sweetener in it?

Well I have decided that Sophie drinks her coffee black. I just got a funny picture in my mind of Keefe staring in complete disbelief and horror as Sophie just downs a whole mug without even a little bit of sweetener.

It doesn’t even have to be because she’s sleep deprived, I actually think it’s funnier if she just drinks her coffee black and doesn’t register Keefe’s reaction at all.

This is canon to me now.

[raynilikescats]

Sophie: You mentioned you tried coffee? Well, I got a packet for you since you seem tired Keefe: Thank you! Sophie: *Drinks the coffee black* Keefe: *Stares in horror* Sophie: Keefe: Sophie: Keefe: What the fuck Foster. You hurt me. You hurt me bad.

[notdeadinthewoods]

So you know that little blurb in unraveled when Keefe says that he can only drink coffee if it has an obscene amount of sugar/ sweetener in it?

Well I have decided that Sophie drinks her coffee black. I just got a funny picture in my mind of Keefe staring in complete disbelief and horror as Sophie just downs a whole mug without even a little bit of sweetener.

It doesn’t even have to be because she’s sleep deprived, I actually think it’s funnier if she just drinks her coffee black and doesn’t register Keefe’s reaction at all.

This is canon to me now.

[notdeadinthewoods]

Me reading fan fiction and spotting a grammar error: Eh, no big deal! It was an honest mistake 😊

Me writing fan fiction: If there is even a single misuse of a semicolon I will bring dishonor to my entire bloodline and be killed with hammers

[notdeadinthewoods]

I subscribe to the belief that sophie just knows a bunch of random facts/ knows how to do random stuff thanks to her hearing other people’s thoughts for a good chunk of her life.

indulge me for a sec cause what if they somehow get on the topic of airplanes in the human world and sophie just chimes in with oh yeah I know how to fly an airplane my 9th grade algebra teacher had her license and thought about it most of the time.

or if they teleport somewhere for a mission and sophie just stops in her tracks mid sentence and says with a very chipper voice something along the lines of man this place is like the ideal habitat for the amazonian giant centipede and everyone just slowly turns back towards her with looks ranging from intrigued to mortified.

[gauntletqueen]

everybody loves the gif but I feel like this moment can only truly be enjoyed with the audio so here

[mikamikomiki]

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[65823094723597280348-deactivate]

EVERYTHING IS CANCELLED WISH WENDY CORDUROY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENDY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENDY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENDY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENDY!!

[obsessedwiththecircus]

THIS IS THE KINGER APPRECIATION POST!! LIKE IF YOU LOVE KINGER!!

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

made a doodle, thought "i'm gonna color it rq" and then it turned into this

all while listening to Fool by Cavetown. it has soft vibes of them

i'm gonna stop staring at it and trying to fix details cause it's just a silly doodle!!! don't look too close!!! (after typing this i immediately went back and fixed some details) (and ugh i'm going to fix something again because it's bugging me. last one I PROMISE)

reblogs appreciated <3

KALE STOP STARING AT IT IT'S DONE

[mjlor-chan]

[mjlor-chan]

[mjlor-chan]

?!

[ducktollers]

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

[junkyardshrub]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

[lillyofthefern]

Oh what the fuck.

[rayleearts]

GoFundMe is live because US healthcare is fundamentally evil! I’m at a point where I can barely eat solid food and have been bedridden for four months, so I’m choosing to rely on my friends and community after years of pushing through.

I’m getting more in debt with every test, but I’m getting closer to a diagnosis, which my GI thinks is likely Crohn’s disease. If so, it’ll mean years of expensive medication and possibly surgery.

I hope to finish Realta and my tarot deck as soon as I’m well again. I will get better someday, I have a pirate arc to finish!! So, if you can donate or share, it would mean the world.

[notdeadinthewoods]

KOTLC Princess Bride AU Ch 3 has been updated!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63113431/chapters/170259727#workskin