My Name Is Unisex And That's Applicable

Alex| lvl. 22 Trash Wizard|

[frogmp3]

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

[noteworthybotanist]

[noteworthybotanist]

Just marathonned both Hotline Miamis for the first time, forgot to eat all day, and modeled the bottom floor of my house in the level builder so I can break into my own house and murder myself repeatedly.

Nice. 😎

[noteworthybotanist]

[prehistoricmancunt]

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

[theweirdwideweb]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

My favorite part of this is how they immediately jump to just beatin the shit out of​ the baby

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

tagg yourself I’m the third abortion pill

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

his first words

[azealiabanksy]

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

[azealiabanksy]

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

[surreal--memes]

[noteworthybotanist]

[noteworthybotanist]

My parents reacted worse when I told them I smoke weed than when I told them I like dudes.

[noteworthybotanist]

If you think marijuana is bad you're probably just bad at it.

[noteworthybotanist]

You : "None of the rapture predictions have been correct so far, how is this one any different?"

Me, a volunteer clown filling bouquets of colorless balloons with marijuana vapor : "The end is nigh. 🤡"

[noteworthybotanist]

Tuesday

[noteworthybotanist]

Take me to snurch (snail church)

I went to church and got told like 30 times that I'm not garbage.

It's beginning to sink in.

[yekkes]

Like there’s this lie men perpetuate, again, coming out of pedophilia culture, that shaving and waxing all your vaginal hair increases sexual pleasure and it’s 100% not true. Like it’s fake they’re just making up reasons to justify why they want your genitals hairless and like the reason they want your genitals hairless is. Pedophilia culture.

[rugelachs-deactivated20171206]

it’s also stressful to the body - 1. pubic hair is protects vulnerable skin and membranes from infection and other abrasive conditions and fully taking that away (aka going beyond trimming/shaping existing hair) is not recommended. 2. even if you don’t literally cut yourself shaving in the typical sense, the tissue there is sensitive to the point where shaving often creates microtears that aren’t visible on the surface, small abrasions, and rashes which again up the chance of at least regular irritation, at worst infection. 

tbh I’m sure this post is going to inevitably get comments accusing it of attacking “personal choice” and yada yada but it isn’t really “personal choice” when it’s taught at an increasingly young age as necessary hygiene. anyone can read this post and continue making their own decisions about hair removal, I’m more worried about the literal infringement on personal choice being made through social coercion lol aka the multitude of impressionable people who normalize this as a self care / health practice and think they aren’t fit for sex or even existing without it, not knowing what creepy rhetoric it comes from + what the physical detriments are. 

[noteworthybotanist]

Do men actually tell women that increases their enjoyment? Wowzers Also yes shaving that kind of soft tissue increases health risk and offers virtually no health benefit it should not be pitched as hygiene its even somewhat questionable as grooming (apart from in the context of pedophilia culture). Your validity does not follow from your hair or lack thereof.

[obovoid]

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

American propaganda works so well that we still have people out here thinking it was totally fine and justified that the United States dropped two atomic bombs on Japanese civilians, killing well over 100,000 innocent people. It works so well that, even though the United States is the only country to ever use a nuclear bomb in warfare, people think that the United States is still the only qualified entity to invade other countries in order to stop them from having nuclear weapons. It works so well that you can read all about every war crime committed by the United States all around the world, with little to no government censorship, and that STILL doesn’t make people rise up in anger. It works so well that you can read accounts of the CIA or FBI literally trying to brainwash Americans into total subservience and people STILL won’t resist.

Americans put the Soviets to shame in how effective their propaganda is. It’s not even close.