[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

the one... dear squire

[catchymemes]

[making-you-in-mtg]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[maswartz]

[planet-motherfucker]

[animentality]

[segamascott]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[only-cat-memes]

[gordangobbleballs]

Baby need smoko

[thelaurenshippen]

you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

[moffpup]

hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

what that tongue game like?

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

[mayonaisalspray]

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog