Nothing Much I Can Say..

Lives in Canada. Born in Poland. Obsessed with hedgehogs and dogs. Has no life and therefore spends most of her time on tumblr...

[fleshdyke]

???

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you have to call someone now

[urgetocreate]

Peter Brown (British b.1967), Christmas, Combe Park, 2019, Oil

[sundermunder]

A pleasant surprise.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

When he goes back into the dirt

[an-alarming-amount-of-bees]

i can’t believe this little shit has a completely armored back and then sleeps belly up just to dare predators to fuck with it

[mammalidentifier]

Six-banded armadillo (Euphractus sexcinctus).

The person in the video is speaking Brazilian Portuguese, which is my native language, so here’s what’s being said as well as a little bonus:

“You’d think he’s dead. He’s just cooling himself off in the sand. Here, check this out. Oop! What’s up, bro? You sleep well?”

[soft-lovely]

foxgloves

[flock-talk]

My wife and I were arguing over whether or not newt has eyelashes (he doesn’t) so this picture exists now

[pusheen]

[enki2]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mister-doctor-professor-susan]

[songsofwaterandnight]

Same energy

[beserkerhealer]

Are you serious? Right in front of her chicken sees her salad bro?

[the-haiku-bot]

Are you serious?

Right in front of her chicken

sees her salad bro?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wistfullycountry]

Linus Englund 

[moonandtrees]

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[elvensilk]

but you know what IS a goat? a musk ox

[whalesharkpasta]

WHAT

[montereybayaquarium]

🌊💙An ode to the ocean’s collective clusters 💙🌊

In the animal kingdom, there's something unique, A special way to describe when animals meet, It's the world of collective nouns, that are quirky and fun, Describing groups of animals with more than one.

♨️A smack of jellies. Related to the potentially painful smack  of a jelly’s sting. Jellies belonging to the phylum cnidaria have stinging cells called cnidocytes. These stinging cells eject a hollow, harpoon-like structure that penetrates the flesh of unsuspecting prey and releases a venom that can cause an uncomfortable, burning sensation. 

🐧A tuxedo of penguins. Penguins have black and white coloration—like a tuxedo. This countershading is used to camouflage them from predators viewing them from above and below—think looking up at the sunlit surface and not being able to see the penguin’s white belly or looking down toward the seafloor and trying to make out the penguin’s black back.

🎪 A circus of puffins. The Atlantic puffins have bright orange feet and red tips on their beaks.  This gives them the comical appearance of a clown—with bright shoes and a red nose. This term was adopted for the entire circus of clown birds!  

🥑Then there's the collective noun we made up for a guac of molas—no explanation necessary. 

Tell us your favorite collective noun!

[pavlovadiplomacy]

[jupiter-squid]

Not an expert but from personal experience this is true. Firms will also try to build a case representing multiple clients as well, which can strengthen their case and give a bigger pay out. If they win.

If your company is stealing wages from you there is a good chances their stealing from others. Talk to your coworkers about your wages (but be smart about it).

You absolutely have the power to sue their asses if you need to. You might need to take the time to do your research and talk to multiple lawyers first but don’t let the fear of lawyer fees be the Only thing that stops you.

[depsidase]

[solisbury]

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

GOD FUCKING BLESS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

[goblinwithblankets]

Drinking spiders??!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

[thecybird-deactivated20250228]

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

[kitstacean]

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

[blatantescapism]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

[skittybot]

tf u mean i had spiders all the time as a kid in nsw

[makel-grax]

…North South West?

…Nagalü Sagalü Walalü?

…Naruto Sucks Weed?

…Nacho Sabe Wergas?

[just-a-glowy-octopus]

Meanwhile, I’m over here in a place where spiders (arachnid) are 100% a hallmark of summer; by god, I cannot leave my apartment on a summer morning without walking through a web; with a little artistic license, I could end up “drinking spiders” every day, if I’m not careful; and the only part of the OP I found weird was that someone enjoyed this

but this is tumblr

and I was willing to accept that

[waywardephemera]

Yeah, nah. I’m in New South Wales and I grew up drinking spiders. That other Australian who doesn’t know what it is is probably from Victoria and they call potato scallops‘potato cakes’ so what would they know?

[rhymernovak]

I’m pretty sure the comment about it being a South Australian thing was specifically the ‘float’ - I.e. the meat pie in a pea soup. Because a) I’ve had plenty of spiders and I’m from NSW and b) putting a pie in a bowl of soup and calling it cuisine is a very, very Adelaide thing to do.

[greencheekconure27]

OP: “I fucking love spiders”

Me: Me too! Spiders are cute! The crab spiders hanging out on my roses look so pretty and we get big colourful wasp spiders here in su…

OP: “ I’ve drunk one every day of the week”

Me : Oh. 😔 (Walks away disappointed)

[visloka]

Me: reads NSW as NSFW every time

Also me: drinks spiders?! 😱🕷️

Also also me: I’m never setting foot in Australia. No, nope, no thank you, sir/ma'am

Me: faints

[startrekdeepspacenine]

so last night when i was trying to sleep y'know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

[mysharona1987]

[spacemuffinz]

Politicians debating climate change, by Isaac Cordal