women are my favorite guy

31 ✧ they/them ✧ take it easy, dude - but take it!

[lilblueorchid]

I am cringe but I am free

[nothingcompares2u]

you’re beefing with me and I look like this.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

Simply put

If a fabric is not breathable 

It is not worth your time

All of my fabrics are breathable

Not to mention quick to dry

And people wonder why I enjoy spending time at sea so often

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[meshugenist]

me when i fucking get u

[bgm05]

[aukkenopsia]

birdfolks

[piendish]

riddle me this, riddle me me that, whoose afraid of the big small cat.

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[glowcowboy]

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[forestgreenlesbian]

Saturday Night, Ollie Jones

Sun’s Private Concert, Marcos Palazzio

[xinakwans]

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[becomedog]

sad to see derision where curiosity could be

[henrytheduck36q]

Mindhunter S01E02 + S01E03

Holden Ford and his vulnerable throat :'>

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade