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horror, romance and fantasy obsessive ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ ☆22☆they/them☆

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[spectralterrorseal]

Oath not belonging to marriage

[gingik]

[rainyzombi]

i think about secretary gerard every day of my life

[glowpart2]

Did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can get out of this hole? I just found out

[peelingmandarins]

“After thirty years of intensive research, we can now answer many of the questions posed earlier. The recycle rate of a human being is around sixteen hours. After sixteen hours of being awake, the brain begins to fail. Humans need more than seven hours of sleep each night to maintain cognitive performance. After ten days of just seven hours of sleep, the brain is as dysfunctional as it would be after going without sleep for twenty-four hours. Three full nights of recovery sleep (i.e., more nights than a weekend) are insufficient to restore performance back to normal levels after a week of short sleeping. Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.”

— Matthew Walker PhD, Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep and Dreams (via themedicalstate)

[patricide1885]

Jesus christ

[hockeyheart]

Sleep is a super power

[lady-griffin]

That last bit makes a whole lot of sense and it honestly astounds me, that I never once considered it.

But yeah that seems very obvious.

Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.

[smarties-03]

ITSY. ITSY BITSY. SPIDER. THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER. ITSY

[depsidase]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[faustandfurious]

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[maxxie-or-smth]

i cannot kill myself because there is music

[nicemices]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

[infectiouspiss]

fuck the olympics and fuck everyone who watches them from now on

[infectiouspiss]

this is going to mostly affect black women btw. white women will get a pass to avoid the sex testing and black women will be disqualified for their natural testosterone levels being "too high" despite them being biological women. this is an attempt to ban not just trans women but anyone who isn't a slender white woman from competing. the olympic are a white supremacist sporting event.

[theflowersareblooming]

im gonna be fr idk if its true but I would not be surprised. Like at all.

rebloging to spread the word either way

[infectiouspiss]

the bbc aren't in the habit of reporting lies when it comes to things that will harm trans people, this one is true

[cryptidsandchaos]

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk