Clueing For Looks

my whole life is a dark room

[stede-bonnets]

Hey it's your uber driver, am outside

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[sunriserose1023]

I’m not taking any chances anymore. I need something good.

[buckysbooo-deactivated20200531]

Fingers crossed

[ectobiohazard]

assflash newshole

[prideprejudce]

[veeranger]

im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

[scoobygyu]

[shrewdshrew]

if someone gave this to me i would die

[oill-spill]

[bulbiedorf]

Dear People Who Smoke

I don’t know if you have considered this but stop smoking in areas where people are forced to wait at. Don’t smoke at crosswalks. Don’t smoke outside doorways. Don’t smoke at bus stops. People with asthma or other breathing conditions or people that idk DON’T WANT TO BREATHE IN YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE are trying to get to places and need to be able to breathe. Stop smoking in crowded areas. stop smoking in crowded areas. STOP FORCING NONSMOKERS TO SECOND HAND SMOKE. 

[bethany-sensei]

This may be news to some people, but this applies to marijuana too.

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from a smokers viewpoint, it really isn’t hard to avoid people! walk those few extra steps! also, it’s ILLEGAL to smoke in crowded areas, near doorways/windows, and near pathways. I always walk around to the other side of the building when I need a smoke- and most times, I avoid smoking in public areas anyways. I know about nicfits, I know you need your fix, but that cigarette can wait a few minutes while you find a place away from people. hell, I even make sure I’m downwind of people. it isn’t that hard.

I’ve also read in the notes- DO NOT SMOKE WHILE IN THE DRIVE THROUGH!! THEY CANNOT LEAVE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU!

do not smoke in cars that aren’t yours! don’t smoke in a park- smoking near a playground is ALSO ILLEGAL.

(on another note, non-smokers, if you see someone off to the side and out of the way smoking, please do not divert your path to purposefully breathe in their smoke and then get mad at them for smoking. it’s annoying as fuck, and it’d be easier to just ask us to move. 9 times out of 10 the smoker will move even further away. that one time they don’t? consider where you are and if they CAN move and are choosing not to, go ahead and beat them up)

[flirting-with-psychology]

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

[jaiwareham-deactivated20190303]

You’re Not Wrong

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[cpt-bananaboat]

Hooooo shit. Not risking this. I ain’t damming my family.

Do I have to sing the song too? Cause I will.

[just-a-lil-while-longer]

Wtf

[alwaysmeek]

You deserve a relationship that allows you to sleep peacefully at night.

[indiemovies]

John Mulaney & Nick Kroll Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions

[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

the claire witch project

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

[msbriket]

Oedipus: has a very traumatic experience

Freud being a Man™: you must have wanted it

[cleothegoldfish]

It got better

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[sunriserose1023]

I’m not taking any chances anymore. I need something good.

[buckysbooo-deactivated20200531]

Fingers crossed

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU