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this is what this website was made for
Now we’ve just got to put it to the theme to Thomas the Tank Engine and we’ll be cooking with gas.
Random character: "Your hard-ass partner was very rude to me."
Mulder, totally agreeing: "Oh, she's not usually like that. Usually, she's rigid in a way that one might actually find quite charming, as I so often do!"
Random character: "Your partner is a complete nutcase."
Scully, totally agreeing: "Now, Mulder may be inclined to ... peculiar notions, but he's a good man, one that I respect and admire, despite his notable eccentricities..."
Skinner: “Look, my work kids might be quirky, but they’re good eggs.”
Skinner could easily lift both of these silly gooses and just kiss ‘em.
Bonus points if the worksona can also double as a character sheet when me and The Gunmen play D&D on the weekend.
WHERE IS THE WALTER SKINNER LEATHER DADDY FAN ART
Mulder has it hidden in the basement office somewhere.
FBI Assistant Director Walter Sergei Skinner - The X-Files
Walter Skinner gives daddy energy. And not just as an attractive older man, but he legitimately has to parent Mulder and Scully.
“No kids. Don’t piss of your Uncle Sam. Just take a chill pill and let Dad take care of it.”
And if I win, we kiss passionately. And if you win, we kiss passionately.
Plutonic coworker collage.
the x files really is such a wild show bc the near-death rate is so high it’s almost like a psychological study. how many times can a person kill and die for the love of their life before they figure out why they keep doing it? unfortunately they had a sample size of two and they’re both fucking idiots so it took forever
how did she not shoot him on the spot?
I would pay money to the original artist for a print of this. The colors are SICK.
happy 30th anniversary to the x files! here's some more posters ✨
coincidentally I just hit 15k followers here, so happy birthday to me too I guess!
Don’t mine me, just gushing over all the talented artists here on Tumblr.
Scully in Lazarus talking dreamily about her ex-boyfriend at the FBI who was relentlessly determined and thought about nothing but his work right in front of Mulder who is famous throughout the FBI for being relentlessly determined and also thinks about nothing but his work
You know, Dana Scully just might have a type…
@corvuys killing it with fan art. there are so many talented artists on this platform it is insane.
Why the heck does mulder know what so many random things taste like?
In the episode small potatoes he gets dust in his mouth and immediately recognizes it as quicklime. Why does he know what quicklime tastes like? Have you tasted quicklime? I haven't.
He also knows what digitalis extract tastes like, the episode with the evil twins kinda had a whole scene hinge on that.
I'm sure there's more, like absolutely sure, feel free to add whatever weird things Mulder's apparently tasted if you think of something.
There's something deeply wrong with this man, I love him really but... why does he put everything in his mouth???
I’m convinced Fox Mulder is on the autism spectrum. If you consider his actions and behaviors in that context, it all makes sense.
His face at the realization that she doesn’t know.
Coworkers Guidebook
Chapter 2: The Art of Confessing Your Feelings
In any healthy, strictly plutonic co-working relationship, it is natural to develop an attachment to your “Work Bestie” that borders on romantic. Being able to accurately articulate these romantic thoughts and feelings is critical to the success of the working relationship.
It’s best not to rush into confessions of undying love and adoration for your coworker. Bringing up the topic too soon could result in uncomfortable working conditions if your coworker does not harbor these same feelings. It’s best to wait until your coworker is in a vulnerable state that makes them reconsider their career. Taking advantage of their vulnerability can ensure that your coworker’s defenses are down, thus increasing the likelihood of your coworker reciprocating romantic feelings. When posed with the prospect of your coworker moving on from the workplace, try these tactics to convince them to remain working with you in the organization:
- Declare that their presence is wanted and needed. Be sure to act surprised when they do not believe your declaration — this will make future steps much easier to complete.
- Ensure that you run after your coworker after they have left the immediate vicinity. These types of actions coupled with accusatory statements, such as, attributing their leaving as a form of “clearing their conscious” while telling them their choice is incorrect can give your coworker pause, thus giving you the opportunity to continue the conversation.
- Unleash the “big guns”. Some examples of romantic overtures that could be used in this step include: “But you saved me”, “You kept me honest”, “I owe you everything”, and “You owe me nothing”. Pile these statements on heavily until your coworker is so overwhelmed by emotion that they are unable to respond.
- Once the conversation feels as though it is deescalating, be sure to position yourself for a kiss; kissing your coworker is completely normal. However, it’s important to note that interruptions may occur if you linger too long. For example: in the animal kingdom, bees are known for their ability to cockblock other animals by transmitting alien viruses in their sting.
While these steps should guarantee success, there are instances where outside factors can thwart your attempts. For example, your coworker could be abducted by Conspirators as a test subject. If by the end, your coworker ends up being taken against their will, be sure to make arrangements to pick them up. A true “Work Bestie” will pick up their coworker when they find themselves in a hairy situation (even on another continent). Being their ride home can increase the likelihood your coworker will see you as a dependable person. Dependability is sexy. If your coworker views your traits as sexy, they will be more likely to sleep with you in the future.
Be sure to follow for more co-working tips!
The Truth Is Out There . . . But So Are Lies. Claudia Gray extends the story of The X-Files beyond its eleventh season in this thrilling—and romantic—original novel. Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are still reeling from the death of their son William, but cautiously joyous about Scully’s unexpected pregnancy. Determined to raise this child together, Mulder and Scully struggle to find meaning away from the X-Files as they navigate the uncertain waters of their relationship. Then the FBI asks for their help tracking down two mysterious serial killers: one who seems to be able to control electricity, and another who disappears from the scene of the crime in what witnesses describe as a puff of smoke. It’s enough for the Bureau to re-open the X-Files—if Mulder and Scully are willing. They reluctantly agree, cautious about what it might mean for them and their unborn child but determined to find justice for the killers’ victims. But their return to the X-Files sparks the interest of a shadowy cabal, the heirs to the now-dead Syndicate, and Mulder and Scully soon discover that their investigation is connected to a worldwide threat on an unprecedented scale . . . one with their own future at its heart.
july 30 2024
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