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Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson for TVL Ep. 6
I know we all know Ilya going to the scott hunter night at the gay club is canon, but i just went back and read the scene since I haven’t read this book since 2020 lmao
i forgot that ilya goes to the club ALONE. none of his fellow NHL teammates go with him. He knows scott hates him (or at least hates how he gets under his skin on the ice) but he goes to support him anyways.
obviously part of the reason why he goes is that he feels grateful that scott has sort of paved the way for others to be able to come out (and for him to subsequently be with shane), but I feel like that was still incredibly brave to do? alone?
this is so "ilya rozanov caught doing walk of shame in montreal via tmz" coded
One must imagine post stairwell kiss Shane floating back up the stairs, still glowing with a first time anal sex orgasmic haze, opening the door to his apartment. And when he gets to his bedroom he fully intends to strip his bed of his messy sheets - he really does!! But when he picks up his pillow, he catches a whiff of Rozanov's douchey fuck boy cologne and deodorant combo that Shane is now and forever going to associate with getting fucked, and he's gonna collapse face first back onto his messy bed, the bed they made a mess of together, and he's gonna hump his still sensitive dick against the mattress while huffing the smell of Rozanov Rozanov Rozanov, and he's gonna come to the memory of getting fucked face down just like this and his whole body is gonna feel all achy and trembly and so deliciously spent. And it's gross and maybe a little ridiculous but it's also gonna occur to Shane that a giddy, dreamy smile has been plastered on his face the whole time.
And while he's changing his sheets, he's going to be shyly composing his next text to Rozanov in his head. He won't send it too soon, obviously - he's heard what the guys in the locker room say about the girls they hookup with who text the next day - he doesn't want to seem needy but, well... Tonight was just so good. Surely Rozanov wants to do it again, too
@oiimoi and their absolutely ESSENTIAL tags to complete the vision:
Mr anxious attachment style freaked himself out BAD with how good the sex was. And the worst part is YES!!! HE DID WANT TO DO IT AGAIN!!! DESPERATELY!!!! and that means they both gotta get punished for that~
[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool
he's so annoying (affectionate)
"Your freckles." Ilya grazed a fingertip over his own cheek. "I am nuts about them." "I have no idea why. I hate them." "Noooo..." Ilya moaned. "Hollander. They are stunning." "Stunning?" "Yes. Am I not using that word right? Very beautiful. Um...take my breath?" "Wow. All right." The skin under Shane's freckles turned very, very pink.
Heated Rivalry, p. 239
The day you were born I was shakin’ like a leaf on an old oak tree Then you stayed like a thorn Red roses raining’ down til they flooded me
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 1, Episode 7 | Season 3, Episode 5
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 1, Episode 4 | Season 3, Episode 5
butchson or thotconnor
I love that in the book Shane and Ilya have this massive height difference in which Shane is significantly smaller than Ilya, and some people in the fandom act like that's still their dynamic in the show but their dynamic now is just this
What's the kinkiest thing Shane is into iyo
dubcon for sure and just free use. he likes pretending he doesn’t want it then ilya just grabs him and man handles him in position and says some shit like I know you want it baby look at you huh I can see how hard your cock is right now… just stay still and take it sweetheart and maybe shane will whimper out a little no no and a few tears fall but ilya just pushes his face into the couch or mattress and says oh poor thing, you are just too fucking easy. then shane just lays there and takes it and lets ilya use him to get off with no care if shane cums. but shane does cum, he always does when ilya uses him like this.
When Shane gets traded to Ottawa, Harris posts a pic of itty bitty toddler Shane in an Ottawa Centaurs jersey that he is absolutely drowning in (it‘s David‘s) cheesing like there is no tomorrow, next to a pic of current Shane in his new Centaurs jersey with the caption: welcome home, Shane.
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[hollanov post 2027 cup parade]
ilya, on the shower floor, water not running: shane. moya lyubov. i think someone poisoned my drinks yesterday
shane, wearing the biggest pair of sunglasses ever invented and trying to stay as still as possible next to the toilet: you’re hungover. because. we’re 36
ilya, turning his head to throw up directly into the shower drain: i was poisoned
hi brand new anon here...if its not to much ask🥺
more awkward sex🥺🥺 i love it sm🥺🥺 its so cute im obsessed with it🥺🥺🥺🥺
hi new nonnie! <3 here’s a lil one for u x
shane is riding ilya like his life depends on it and god all ilya wants it to kiss the breath out of shane and all shane wants is to taste Ilya. shane drops his head down at lightning speed and Ilya brings his up at the exact same time just as fast and then there’s a noticeable donk sound as ilya’s forehead collides with shane’s nose.
“fuck!”
“blyad!”
and shane has stopped his bouncing and is grabbing at his nose that may or may not be bleeding. Ilya has a palm on his head where he feels a headache coming on.
shane is just sitting in Ilya’s lap with his dick still inside him clutching at his bleeding nose.
“why’d you do that for!” shane says in a nasally voice.
“me?! i was trying to kiss you!”
“I was trying to kiss you!”
and they both stare at each other and take in the sight that they are and a bubble of laughter comes out of ilya as he holds his head looking up at shane.
“okay cowboy, let us go and fix your nose.”
“gross don’t call me that.”
“Is true. you were very impressive, I was like horse. hung like one too.”
“rozanov shut up.”