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Alex & Henry ± Henry insulting Alex (affectionately)
people who go through the main tags of big and tumultuous fandoms looking for new fresh good posts to reblog are essential to any circle. they’re like true hunter gatherers leaving the safety of settlement and braving the unknown wilderness to find food for the flock. they risk their lives every day and will come back with a few scratches at best and severe psychological damage at worst
You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
On a related note, that post also opened up the world of naps for me. I used to think that napping was mostly pointless for me, because I'm pretty much incapable of falling fully asleep in the middle of the day. But when I redefined naps to include "lying down with my eyes shut for an hour," even if I just spent the whole time brainstorming fanfiction, that was often enough to get me from "exhausted and running on 4 hours of sleep" to energized and refreshed
The post (?) as found on Reddit with bonus explanatory Reddit comment.
I realise a lot of girl’s Gay Awakenings was kiera knightly or kristen stewart which is cool phenomena tbh but I’m rlly interested in other Gay Awakenings like for example mine was morena baccarin in firefly and also gemma artenton in st trinians. CALLING ALL GAYS (boys and nb babes included)!! reblog with ur non kiera/k-stew Gay Awakening!!!
Erin Gray because I am old as hell.
(Though that was a retroactive realization of the “Ooooooh…that’s why I was obsessed with Wilma” variety, so we could also go with Sophie Aldred or Amanda Donohoe.)
just to reiterate they literally just DECIDED that a word SOUNDS like a slur and are now telling people to not participate in an event for palestine over that. fucking unhinged worm behavior
me when im a fucking worm
worms!
bravely speaking out against the event raising money for people affected by genocide due to the admins having a Hater Vibe. you have to laugh at this point. these people are psychopathic and soulless
buffy + wearing her cross necklaces backwards around angel
Idk if it is lack of reading comprehension or Katniss’s ‘convincing’ narration of the first two books, but there are actual readers who think Katniss and Peeta were just friends in CF…like babes they were sleeping in the same bed, cuddling, and then spending everyday attach to the hip back in 12… friends they were but only? give me a break
like, i love katniss. but she was literally doing (adorably) mental gymnastics that entire book.
cuddling with your platonic guy friend is not normal (cf, 21). holding hands with your platonic guy friend is not normal (cf, 15; 38). distinctly thinking about how much warmth spreads throughout your body when his lips touch you is not normal (cf, 55). wishing you could just stay on a rooftop full of flowers, you head cradled on his lap is not normal (cf, 70). feeling sexually hungry for him is not normal (cf, 100). dreaming of his baby when you just made out with him is not normal (cf, 101).
it is almost like the john green quote. "i fell in love like you would fall asleep: slowly and then all at once."
katniss is falling in love so slowly that she doesn't realize she is in love until she is in deep. until all the sudden the word lover doesn't fit right with anyone else, including gale (mj, 38).
How she said that it felt good holding his hand, but then goes “friendship” like girl I never held hands with any of my friends and go “wow this feels so good” and then going on about his eyelashes and how his lips feel so good on her neck. And she still goes “I know Peeta is my friend” in the arena, I love her 🤣 but girl what
Right! She got so offended when Coin and Plutarch insinuated such a thing. I love her mental gymnastics bc idk if it's being unaware or being in denial
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Oh man I hope these services die an awful nasy death
When you get an unexpected uptick of kudos/comments/bookmarks on an old fic and it’s like… who recced it and where…. please….. i need to send a flower basket and include them in my will…….
seeing a long text post that begins with "eddie" and scrolling down to cheat with the tags because it's like, what if that's not about MY eddie. is it 9-1-1 eddie. is it stranger things eddie. is it IT chapters one and two eddie. is it monsterfucker venom eddie. like, what eddie are we putting into gay little situations today.
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“i don’t block people just because of a difference of opinion” cool i do
this is a space where you can go “bestie you’re not on my enrichment team” and then throw them out of the window of your life without hesitation
Some people act like blocking is equal to stabbing someone for just existing.
But actually, blocking is just putting on your headphones bc they are talking too loud and you're not interested in what they have to say.
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk
Originally posted by disneyasastrology
BWAHAHAHAHAH.
the way i learned this, it was always told through spoken word. And you’d do the door thing for ages. AGES. literally just making up any old material. ‘behind the foam door is a door made of spinach’ that kind of shit. Go on until whoever is listening has already begged you to stop and has now gone on to pleading, clutching your shirt on their knees pleading. And when you finally said the last line? People went fucking nuts Like there was a good chance of just getting the teeth knocked out of you after telling that joke.
A friend of mine did that shit for 30 minutes on a camp once. The entire fucking bus just exploded in anger when she finished. It was a fucking massacre.
I did it.
I found what was behind the final door.
foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at
i think the one thing i will never understand about online fandom culture is that personally, once i start really hating things, tv show-wise, i just... stop watching? and a lot of people just don't. they still sit through things that make them miserable, angry and sad. they sit through things they see as offensive and stupid and low-quality. and they still dedicate hours of their time and energy to the things they don't enjoy one bit. like why
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