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Hemingway level short story captured in this text from the husband
The nice bakery owner told me they were Buy One Get One Free
Because I'm cute
Wandered into a rare book store and opened a botany book from 1848 to find this flower pressed in the pages, felt like the before-times for a moment
Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once againâŠ
We all exist together⊠thatâs pretty neatâŠ
am I doing the meme right
i hope this inspires a new one.
Russia Invaded Ukraine
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In 2014, Russia annexed a part of Ukraine (Crimea) and since then has been funding and arming Pro-Russian separatist and terrorist groups that have seized Donbas, an eastern region in Ukraine. Russia has been funding a civil war in Ukraine, essentially. Recently, the separatist groups have been sending civilian women, children and elderly out of Ukraine and into Russia, but leaving fighting-age men inside. These separatist are directly controlled by Kremlin (the government of Russia) and they are how Russia has been leading a proxy war on Ukraine since 2014.Â
But now, Russia has sent their own troops in, which is an invasion. They are doing it under the pretence of âpeacekeepingâ, but this is an obvious lie.
Russia accuses Ukraine of aggressing on Donbas and on Russia, prompting the war on Russia and conducting genocide on its own people. None of this is true. Russia is the one arming Pro-Russian terrorists in Ukraine, Russia has been surrounding and provoking Ukraine with military, and is the one that has been spreading misleading historically-inaccurate disinformation. Itâs what Russia did in Georgia in 2008 and similar to what Germany did in Poland in 1939.
Making this post cuz I donât see anything on tumblr about this, and to spread links and information.Â
If I find any more donation fund links, I will add them to this post.
i recommend checking out savelife.in.uaâs patreon page! the organisation itself is highly effective not just in a financial way, but as a unity manifestation to all of us
made this in like an hour at 6am and now i understand what true love means
Ćimdilerde kaÄıttan gemiler yapmak yerine , kaÄıttan denizler yapıyorum. Satır satır dalgaları olan. Dalga dalga senin kıyına vuran . Yolcu ettiÄim bir mısra ancak senin kıyına vurabilir zaten .
Hikmet Anıl Ăztekin...
The MELODRAMA
you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM
oh! oh!!!
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ONE MILLION DOLLARS
observations from urgent care
- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it
- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion
- People who donât exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape
- Maybe knees just suck
it me
In kneesâ defense, the original plan called for four main leg joints to work together. Itâs not THEIR fault the foreleg team fucked off to Hollywood to be elbows!
I canât believe how y'all forget the true victim in this - the lower back never asked to be involved in this conflict
observations from massage therapy:
STRETCH
For the love of God and fuck,
STRETCH
And I donât mean for five minutes before you do ârealâ exercise. I mean stretching is real exercise, and if you do no other form of exercise, you have to stretch if you want to avoid otherwise avoidable pain.
Bring up youtube, type in âflexibility for beginners,â and pick a video. Donât worry if you canât keep pace or arenât as flexible as the instructor. Itâs not about being impressive, itâs about preventative care.
Other things you can do to help:
Stay warm. Soft tissue has a nifty little characteristic called thixotrophy which, aside from being a sweet band name, means they go from a more solid state to a more liquid state under heat and pressure. Itâs why massage works at all. This will help keep soft tissue looser and more elastic, which will improve your range of motion. I sleep with heating pads every night and soak in a hot bath once a week and lmty it HELPS.
Drink water. Hydrated muscles are less likely to form adhesions (when individual strands of tissue dry out, get sticky, and basically glue themselves together) which will prevent pain as well as improve ROM. Water will also help flush dislodged scar tissue and metabolic waste out of your body when you pee, which is what you wantâŠthat shit aches and/or itches when it settles.
If you can, sleep on your back. (Ignore this if you have sleep-associated breathing problems like apnea or snoringâŠconsult with a doctor about that btw.) Put cushioning under your knees until your lower back feels comfortable, and put cushioning under your neck if itâs not already supported by your pillow. Itâs ok if you canât back-sleep the whole night immediately; just keep trying and youâll train yourself eventually.
If you MUST sleep on your side, use that neck cushion I mentioned, and put the leg cushioning between your thighs (from knee to pelvis); this takes pressure off the lower back.
If you sleep on your stomach, put that cushioning beneath your pelvis and ankles. Idk what you can do to help your neck aside from attach a face cradle to your mattress tho :\
Get massage regularly, or a reasonable facsimile thereof if thatâs not feasible. Soak as much as you ïżŒcan of yourself (whether itâs just your feet or your entire body) in hot water. Use self-massage tools that you pick up in stores. Lay on your stomach and let the cat knead your butt.
CBD oil does nothing for some people and works magic on other people. Experiment on your own discretion and in accordance with your local law.
Get therapy. Emotions have a physiological component (hormones, etc) and they will lodge themselves in soft tissue and cause pain if your emotions are not properly addressed. (One time I was massaging a womanâs arm, and she asked me if it was normal that she was experiencing all her hatred of her ex-husband come bubbling up suddenly. Itâs not ânormalâ but itâs totally possible/expectable.)
Anything you can do to keep your soft tissue warm, loose, and elastic is good. Remember, you donât want highly-defined muscle tissue if youâre not actively using that muscleâŠhighly defined muscle in resting state mean youâre probably dehydrated, holding tension, and set up for injury. Itâs okay if you work out a lot and have âshapeâ to your body, but you shouldnât have dramatic curves and edges when youâre just vibin, y'know?
To sum: to do yourself a solid, you must stay liquid âđ»
As a trained massage therapist, this is all correct. Including the part where sometimes knees just suck, which is why Iâm a trained but no longer practicing massage therapist.
Kids today don't like spider-man because he's funny or heroic it's because he's the only relatable super hero because his life fucking sucks. He gets his ass beaten and goes home to an eviction notice and a daily bugle headline that says "spider-man cringe compilation"
The Hollywood creation of "Castle Frankenstein" as the place where Victor creates the Creature is really a shame, as it prevents the wider public from knowing the hilarity of the fact that Victor made his fucked up homunculus in his student housing at the college in Ingolstadt. Imagine you're trying to get your bachelor's degree and the chem major down the hall has created a crime against god in his fucking dorm room AND THEN HE LEAVES IT THERE. The creature has to make his own damn way off campus somehow!!!
god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny
not to be boring but I like when evil characters.... well not become âredeemed,â more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.
I just needed to preserve these tags. For reasons.
Gotta reblog HotgirlGarak for the very Garak take
someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old
Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Letâs tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)
Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then donât eat bread for a week. This is a big one; youâre going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.
Tu B'Shevat: Itâs Earth Day, letâs eat some fruit.
Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Letâs have a dance party and then start all over again!
Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.
Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! Itâs time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.
Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanahâs somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)
Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.
Shemini Atzeret: Man, I donât even know?
Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.
Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Letâs eat some fried food. Candles!
So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.
Yup. Or as we say, âThey tried to kill us, we survived, letâs eat.â
thank you for the descâs bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated
A handy table for everyone:
Yâall have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.
Oh SWEET, a table!
OH SWEET MERCIFUL EXCEL TABLES
that table is beautiful
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