shit poster, crappy writer, and coffee hater

[markv5]

Удачное положение

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[babyanimalgifs]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sliimwaiistbrowneyes]

😂😂😂

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

Reblog this if Ben is a hoe

[earthdad]

take these they will support you emotionally and bring joy

[yesterdaysprint]

The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, April 16, 1922

[yesterdaysprint]

The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, April 16, 1922

[yesterdaysprint]

The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, April 16, 1922

[yesterdaysprint]

The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, April 16, 1922

[brittany-murphy]

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

living proof that a 400 pound kitty is still a kitty (at Audubon Nature Institute)

[catsuggest]

no cat is ever too lorge to enjoy box

[saddest-cat-hours]

[jaidefinichonv2]

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

[chicken-fluff-butts]

flop

[everythingfox]

me in the kitchen at 1 am

[gothgfs]

ok: not wanting kids

not ok: having no empathy for children and thinking emotionally abusing them is okay

[gothgfs]

seriously can yall stop fucking debating this? all i said was ‘dont abuse children’ jesus fucking christ

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

Will Byers this season:

[notrileyday]

I dont have a joke. I just thought this gif belonged on your dash

[notrileyday]

Conversations you can have with a cashier which are 100% always funny, intelligent, and/or original

Customer: if it doesn't ring up its free right?

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Customer: did I get all my bags haha I'm soooo spacey sometimes

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Cashier: *standing waiting for next customer*

Customer: you were just waiting for me right? Haha

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Cashier: *also standing waiting for next customer*

Customer: I'm here to give you some work. Just trying to give you some job security

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Customer: are you open?

Cashier: (I don't know can you read?) Yes.

Customer: oh haha now I see the sign

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Cashier: *again standing waiting for customer*

Customer: you look bored I can help you out

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Cashier: this coupon is out of date I can't ring it up

Customer: oh haha you like me though right? Can't you make an exception?

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Customer: *walks into line while sign is closed*

Cashier: sorry sir I'm closing down

Customer: but you're checking someone out can't you check me out too?

Cashier: no. (CLOSED MEANS CLOSED)

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Cusomter: I only came in for two things but got a cart full of stuff instead hahaha I'm so unique

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Customer: explains something like you're a halfwit because you're a cashier and then asks see I taught you something didn't I?

Cashier: why yes you did oh intelligent one