[Disgusted Noise]

She/her; 18; INTP How long will it be until I'm considered a cryptid

[graecae]

@chibiwolf18​ @magicalmiraclecollector-universe​ @coolandkitschy​ @mermelada68​ @alantixa​ @golemangel​ @sg-726​ @shika-maruu​ @leatherleaves​ @intertwined-fates​ @buttsncats​ @morbid-marey​ @dumbducks​ @keaghanswims​ @bwphorse​ @sassyprincess23-blog​ @furiouschaosperfection​ @vektrie​ @syhuonhiara-blog​ @gremlins-2-the-new-batch​ @space-lombax​ @defightful​ @ohshitcherrios​ @concupiscientpsicotic​ @sailorsonia​ @octoberlcve​ @ticcitobiofficial​ @porachii​ @laylapop-blog​ @imtotallystoked​ @3lll3​ @elioncas​ @moosey-myers-blog​ @surroundedbythelonely​ @romes82​ @imjustjuanperson​ @paperpoltergeist​ @mynameiswowzerbowzer​ @papyruscartman​ @one-finn-to-rule-them-all​ @beppuccino​ @maxythewonderfulfox​ @teapworm-moved2-aalchemist​ @lonelylibrathatprocrastinates​ @plastic--tree​ @mokali2626​ @jupter-mac-n-cheese-fairy​ @mycooffeebean​ @edwinging​ @crunchy-lettuce​ @vvavebird​ @akaylabear​ @crimsonmoon0w0​ @bixusxo​ @mrperfectcell420blazeit​ @thecooliestpanda​ @partiallyobscuredclown​ @loveliesbleedingandbarren​ @verteidigercole​ @strawberrie--milkshakes​ @neoumbrellacorp​ @thearcadehero​ @confusedlesbiansreblogs​ @hajimemehinatakun​ @myheartisnuclear​ @craigisegg​ @ladyjigglybits​ @ask-kyle-and-tweek​ @vanessariverol​ @trashcanthatisgay​ @sum-smol-beans-blog​ @tiredjongin​ @lalondenessmonster​ @sugarhoneydoodles​ @rachhellraye​ @garbage-society​ @enigmaticnephilim​ @breezy-the-wolf​ @sureeelynot​ @spoilednugget​ @cartmansux​ @coxxons​ @sarahs-shadow​ @jascel​ @eellolpirates​ @sxft-strxngs-blog​ @queer-broflovskii​ @sirjefetheboss​ @noamkitty​ @everythingtrash101​ @pancakesarescary​ @liminalprincess​ @butters-z​ @forthoseabouttorock00​ @apersonthatyoushouldntcareabout​ @kitty6180​ @a-plus-quality-trash​ @owlivious​ @leidila​ @xxmcspookingtonxx​ @tiathegoodgirl​ @cutenekogirl​ @craig-gaychild-tucker​ @mega-purpleunicorn​

[graecae]

@chibiwolf18​ @magicalmiraclecollector-universe​ @coolandkitschy​ @mermelada68​ @alantixa​ @golemangel​ @sg-726​ @shika-maruu​ @leatherleaves​ @intertwined-fates​ @buttsncats​ @morbid-marey​ @dumbducks​ @keaghanswims​ @bwphorse​ @sassyprincess23-blog​ @furiouschaosperfection​ @vektrie​ @syhuonhiara-blog​ @gremlins-2-the-new-batch​ @space-lombax​ @defightful​ @ohshitcherrios​ @concupiscientpsicotic​ @sailorsonia​ @octoberlcve​ @ticcitobiofficial​ @porachii​ @laylapop-blog​ @imtotallystoked​ @3lll3​ @elioncas​ @moosey-myers-blog​ @surroundedbythelonely​ @romes82​ @imjustjuanperson​ @paperpoltergeist​ @mynameiswowzerbowzer​ @papyruscartman​ @one-finn-to-rule-them-all​ @beppuccino​ @maxythewonderfulfox​ @teapworm-moved2-aalchemist​ @lonelylibrathatprocrastinates​ @plastic--tree​ @mokali2626​ @jupter-mac-n-cheese-fairy​ @mycooffeebean​ @edwinging​ @crunchy-lettuce​ @vvavebird​ @akaylabear​ @crimsonmoon0w0​ @bixusxo​ @mrperfectcell420blazeit​ @thecooliestpanda​ @partiallyobscuredclown​ @loveliesbleedingandbarren​ @verteidigercole​ @strawberrie--milkshakes​ @neoumbrellacorp​ @thearcadehero​ @confusedlesbiansreblogs​ @hajimemehinatakun​ @myheartisnuclear​ @craigisegg​ @ladyjigglybits​ @ask-kyle-and-tweek​ @vanessariverol​ @trashcanthatisgay​ @sum-smol-beans-blog​ @tiredjongin​ @lalondenessmonster​ @sugarhoneydoodles​ @rachhellraye​ @garbage-society​ @enigmaticnephilim​ @breezy-the-wolf​ @sureeelynot​ @spoilednugget​ @cartmansux​ @coxxons​ @sarahs-shadow​ @jascel​ @eellolpirates​ @sxft-strxngs-blog​ @queer-broflovskii​ @sirjefetheboss​ @noamkitty​ @everythingtrash101​ @pancakesarescary​ @liminalprincess​ @butters-z​ @forthoseabouttorock00​ @apersonthatyoushouldntcareabout​ @kitty6180​ @a-plus-quality-trash​ @owlivious​ @leidila​ @xxmcspookingtonxx​ @tiathegoodgirl​ @cutenekogirl​ @craig-gaychild-tucker​ @mega-purpleunicorn​

[graecae]

@chibiwolf18​ @magicalmiraclecollector-universe​ @coolandkitschy​ @mermelada68​ @alantixa​ @golemangel​ @sg-726​ @shika-maruu​ @leatherleaves​ @intertwined-fates​ @buttsncats​ @morbid-marey​ @dumbducks​ @keaghanswims​ @bwphorse​ @sassyprincess23-blog​ @furiouschaosperfection​ @vektrie​ @syhuonhiara-blog​ @gremlins-2-the-new-batch​ @space-lombax​ @defightful​ @ohshitcherrios​ @concupiscientpsicotic​ @sailorsonia​ @octoberlcve​ @ticcitobiofficial​ @porachii​ @laylapop-blog​ @imtotallystoked​ @3lll3​ @elioncas​ @moosey-myers-blog​ @surroundedbythelonely​ @romes82​ @imjustjuanperson​ @paperpoltergeist​ @mynameiswowzerbowzer​ @papyruscartman​ @one-finn-to-rule-them-all​ @beppuccino​ @maxythewonderfulfox​ @teapworm-moved2-aalchemist​ @lonelylibrathatprocrastinates​ @plastic--tree​ @mokali2626​ @jupter-mac-n-cheese-fairy​ @mycooffeebean​ @edwinging​ @crunchy-lettuce​ @vvavebird​ @akaylabear​ @crimsonmoon0w0​ @bixusxo​ @mrperfectcell420blazeit​ @thecooliestpanda​ @partiallyobscuredclown​ @loveliesbleedingandbarren​ @verteidigercole​ @strawberrie--milkshakes​ @neoumbrellacorp​ @thearcadehero​ @confusedlesbiansreblogs​ @hajimemehinatakun​ @myheartisnuclear​ @craigisegg​ @ladyjigglybits​ @ask-kyle-and-tweek​ @vanessariverol​ @trashcanthatisgay​ @sum-smol-beans-blog​ @tiredjongin​ @lalondenessmonster​ @sugarhoneydoodles​ @rachhellraye​ @garbage-society​ @enigmaticnephilim​ @breezy-the-wolf​ @sureeelynot​ @spoilednugget​ @cartmansux​ @coxxons​ @sarahs-shadow​ @jascel​ @eellolpirates​ @sxft-strxngs-blog​ @queer-broflovskii​ @sirjefetheboss​ @noamkitty​ @everythingtrash101​ @pancakesarescary​ @liminalprincess​ @butters-z​ @forthoseabouttorock00​ @apersonthatyoushouldntcareabout​ @kitty6180​ @a-plus-quality-trash​ @owlivious​ @leidila​ @xxmcspookingtonxx​ @tiathegoodgirl​ @cutenekogirl​ @craig-gaychild-tucker​ @mega-purpleunicorn​

[iv-fischer]

if you still like chris brown you ugly

[cashesmith]

I’m ugly then 😐

[mrblookes]

you sure are girl!

[manfuckyopride]

me carefully reminding karma of the people she needs to take care of 

[catchymemes]

[honeynutcheerio]

This is the government agent, who’s in charge of watching my phone, while I’m giving whole performances in the shower

[bluestreetbutch-deactivated2020]

When Mulan (1998) said "I never want to see a naked man again" I felt that

[whitepeopletwitter]

[princesstigerbelle]

Watching me eat cheese puffs

[princesstigerbelle]

“Beesechuff for me?!!!!”

[kyloren]

The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 | dir. Henry Selick

[the-thot-clown]

guess the refference

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[clownchronicles]

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

[cross-leggeddefiance]

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

[mercilessmime]

They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.

[surprisebitch]

He didnt breed you. You welcomed his load.

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

[hypehope]

[susielesbian]

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance

disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien

guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?

disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

[softmadoka]

Angel was created via design contest by a child named Kim, not some guy at Disney.

Check the wiki

And how do I know??? Because I, at age 7, was so paranoid about my parents finding out I submitted to the contest “without parent permission” that I submitted as “Kim (Possible)” instead of my name

[cheshireinthemiddle]

That is the most hilarious thing i’ve heard all day.

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]