"Damian this is your third language if we're going to be honest, and we both know that the both of us take longer to learn languages. Of course your English class is going to be a bitch to you." In secret language
"You don't seem to be affected by it, you read classic English books all the time." In secret language
"Because English is my 1st and 4th language and not my 3rd." In secret language
"That doesn't even make sense! It can't be both first and second! That's not how they work!" In English
"Well it was my first in my first life, then in my second life I forgot all about it and had to re-learn, but I learnt the other two first so it's also my fourth. I have some memory of it but not enough for it to have been just my first." In English
"No, no, no, no! You had to re-learn it because your body was too far detached from your spirit. You didn't retain any memory, you can't use that as an excuse!" In English
"We both know that's a fat lie, why do you think Ra's let me be your 1:1? I still had muscle memory fighting skills. There's no way Talia would leave us alone if I didn't have my somehow intact fighting knowledge... dude I was your core teacher for like the first few years. What are you talking about?" In English
"We are not talking about your fighting skills, and it only became your 3rd because you didn't know it, you can't just remember these things." In English
"I'm saying that if my fighting skills stayed in tact then that would as well! My fighting was just better because we were in the fucking LoA of course my body would have a chance to figure that out sooner. It's not like anyone ever... you know, I didn't have exposure to it so it's not like I was able to develop it until now when literally everyone... does it." In English
"It would still be your 3rd if that's the case! We both know that it wouldn't have stayed as well as it did if you didn't so it for the first 9 years of your life." In English
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Language: English
Words: 10,761
Chapters: 10/10
Main Relationship Tag: Jason Todd & Damian Wayne (NO BATCEST)
"Report."
“Why don’t we go to the medbay, before reporting today Bats? You need to… deal with your arm before we stand around and chat.” Honestly it was a reasonable thing to say from anyone’s perspective, but from Batman’s it was a nuisance.
“Don’t mess with the order of things, my arm can wait.”
“Batman, Flash is just worried that something will happen, you’re holding your severed arm right now and are getting blood everywhere.” Okay, so if they didn’t like his mess, then if he moves his cape and ties it around his shoulder nub to stop the blood from dripping everywhere then they’ll be fine.
“There. Now, can someone give me a report or am I going to have to do it myself?”
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lukewarm take but there's no way bruce "adopts every orphan he comes across" wayne didn't internally go "baby boy? baby? son? new son?" when he realized shazam is a twelve year old boy in a thirty year old man's body.
Bruce when the JL said he can't adopt Billy. "What is the charge? Adopting a baby? A little helpless baby? This is democracy manifest."
His name is literally Billy "bat"son" as in - the son of the bat - and I am a bat, I am the bat. He is my son by name already, what's a few extra papers really
Okay, but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.
it’s called a sutrah, and it’s meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.
Also, if you did this and didn’t know, please don’t beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims aren’t supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you don’t want to break that connection.
Similarly, if a Jew is saying the Shemonah Esrei prayer (whispered, moving only the mouth, standing facing east with legs together) don’t go in front unless there’s a barrier.
Why was Jason’s plan to just have Bruce kill Joker when his dramatic ass could’ve made it so much pettier and funnier?!??
He could’ve dressed Joker up for a date in a suite, send a letter to Bruce to wear his nicest and most formal Batman suit, set up a table with spaghettis and candles and romantic music, confuse the hell out of both of them about why a notorious crime lord is shipping them for no reason, film it all for blackmail and laughs, AND THEN reveal that he wants Bruce to kill Joker?!?!! WHY NOT?!?!?!
This, but in a fic I read they had Damian pissed when he found out everything and went and silently killed Joker. At first Jason was pissed that Damian did it and not Bruce or Dick or Alfred or anyone whom he knew when it happened. But then Damian explains that the man is all about theatrics and would most likely want a big showy death and chaos... he just got silently murdered on a random Tuesday afternoon with no witnesses and nobody realised for at least a week.
Like the ideia of Alfred and Leslie being the type of old ppl who randomly talk about their death like:
"Happy Birthday Alfie! Here's a little gift I tough ypu would appreciate :D"
"Thank you master Richard, I'm glad you have positive thoughts about me... I wonder what those thoughts will be like after my death"
"😧"
Or when talking about money etc and one of them just being like "oh, please remember that I wanna be burried by this very specific Enterprise'
Alfred just blurting out random plans for his funeral. Eating some sandwiches and telling Jason, "I want these at my funeral. The ratio of ham, butter and bread will keep gossipers quiet".
Jason takes literal notes, the guy learnt to bring a notepad around the elderly.
Knows what it's like to die unexpectely and how important it is they get a proper burrial.
He is 100% the one to run the funeral and any services that are tied along with it.
And that only makes them talk about it more because they know Jason is taking it seriously and that it's honestly just easier if they tell it in snip-bit rather than a whole conversation
Okay I'm sure we all know we all love Fatson Todd, and that includes me with my newfound baby. But does anyone know if there's a Tim Drake version? I love my Fatson baby, but Timmy is my favorite bird and I want a plump baby bird that Fatson can bully :)
If you know anything about my fics you know I love to write Tim Drake & Jason Todd fics and make them close, so like if I can get a Tim Drake plush that looks stupidly cute please tell me!
A favorite nickname I make Jason give Tim is Tiny Tim so even if there's only small ones I'm down for that as well :)
Btw I'm in Australia so either it's gotta be Australian or international :/
Anybody have any Duke Thomas fic recs? One of my friends wants me to to stark actually adding him but I like reading about the characters first before writing.
Who knows how long it's been; Wally just remembers opening his eyes from the floor with more cuts than from that one swing, blood pooling but wounds already starting to heal. Sure he heals faster, but it also means it takes more energy - that he doesn't have - so he often passes out in times like this. He knows Rudolph hates when the floor is left with his blood, so Wally goes straight to the kitchen, getting paper towels and the strongest type of cleaning disinfectant he could find that would work without ruining the floors even more.
But one step in the kitchen and he's feeling faint again; not because he got up too fast or because he hadn't eaten in so long and his body is working overtime or even from any of the alcohol that had gotten into his system - it doesn't even work like that. But from the fact that he had seen the sight of his mothers lifeless body disregarded in the middle of the floor.
A kitchen knife was stuck in her chest, another 2 in her stomach and a hole - the same size as a knife from the stomach - in her forehead. It was deliberate, there was no mistake about it. But Wally knew that if he said anything, then he too would end up in a situation like this.
