not so original trash

just a blog about my latest obsession | adult

[daalcuntynatural]

even when i had nothing i had supernatural and that’s the problem

[odpadzostravy]

Zaslechnuto na střední škole

"Pane učiteli, to je vaše moč?"

"Prší protože byla nějak vysoká ....ta vlhkost."

"Sto roků v šatně žil, mlčel jsem."

"Občas jsem trochu průprdnější"

"Každá palačinka, dobrá palačinka"

"Vztahy na začátku první světové - kdo s kým? proč? a za kolik?"

"Můj hroch stále nemá tričko."

"Ona vypadá jak Miloš Zeman"

"Dokud se nespáříte, tak vás nepustím!" *Pouštění Careless whisper dvoum plošticím* *Pouštění Cbat dvoum plošticím*

"já myslím, že Hurvínek by ustál waterboarding"

"kde máš zbytek svého otce?"

"Mentálně jsem na dně, ale geograficky jsem v prdeli."

"Freud se v hrobě tetelí."

"Děti nepodpalujte."

"Tahle učebna nemá žádné feng shui!"

"Pokřti mě ve slivovici, ať je že mě vesničan!"

[vergak]

[dualumina]

DON'T HIDE THE BEST PART OF THE POST

[contradictory-yet-useful]

imagine someone falling for that sort of ad but instead of getting scammed there's just a giant beast watching them

this is bird pov

[hlas-lidu]

řiká se tomu čumblr protože občas fakt čumim na to co některý z vás dokážou vymyslet

[transwitcher]

[memeuplift]

[animentality]

[vilevampire]

if god is real then how come younger siblings can grow taller than older siblings

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

[future-dregs]

Ho ly FUCK hi girl! Hi!!!

[bonivers]

this this this

[fishelfe]

THIS THIS THIS

[prosocialbehavior]

they're not MEANT to have longevity. they're meant to be exciting for 5 minutes and then forgettable as soon as netflix releases their next bingeable dopamine source, which you're then also supposed to forget in favor of the next thing. streaming services aren't trying to make cult classics or beloved cultural artifacts, they're trying to sell you a new show each month so you don't cancel your subscription. it's the TV equivalent of fast fashion.

[androgynous-fox]

the actual difference between warrior cats and watership down btw. if you even care.

[kosmogrl]

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

[kosmogrl]

[thiamswh0re-jpg]

“source?” idk bro i saw a destiel meme-

[the-river-nyx]

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

[callmeizukunotdeku]

listen, it might be the same account, but that's a different person trying to leave kudos

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[gifsbysimplysonia]

[Image Description: A Tweet that reads: Hey, you. You're valid for writing fanfiction. Someone has stayed up late reading your words on their phone with auto-rotate off. Someone has dropped everything when they got that update email. Your work has made someone happy and you do it *in your spare time*. You're awesome. End ID.]