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hey hey hey, it's angst a clock!
I completely understand why people believe that Dennis is a golden retriever, but I want to propose a more likely scenario:
Dennis Whitaker is a miniature long haired dachshund.
I have two, personally. Let me tell you, they are BRATS. They yell at you or give you big sad eyes if you stop petting them, they will act like they’re great danes instead of tiny dogs (my dad says “two dogs long, half a dog high”).
I think Dennis, when he gets comfortable with people, is a brat. We can see it with Trinity clearly (“Oh, my God. You actually like living with me, don’t you?”) and we can also see how much he likes the praise that Robby gives him.
The main grievance that people have with people comparing Dennis to a golden is that he’s so puppyish. This is solved with the dachshund idea. I’ve heard more than one story about people adopting dachshund puppies believing them to be golden puppies. They stay small and full of attitude like a puppy, even well into adulthood.
They are also extremely protective and loyal, similar to how Dennis acts around Langdon. He loves Trinity and therefore protects her, metaphorically growling and baring his teeth around Langdon.
Honestly, my best reasoning is just… look at them. That’s Dennis.
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Robby: So what's your preference then?
Dennis: Men
Trinity: Women
Jack: Both
Robby: … Food preferences. For the food tonight.
I still fw hucklerobby
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T1D Dennis Whitaker who's been running high and everyone thinks he's pissed off at Robby because anytime he can he's got that dead shark eyed look directed at him.
But really he's just looking at Robby to keep himself from lashing out. He's just got the 300+ look on his face.
dennis texting trinity when robby finally dicks him down
abbot growing his beard out in the lead up to season 3 because, if robby’s gonna leave for four months, someone’s gotta fulfill dennis’s need for beard scruff and stubble scratching his inner thighs
in my mind robby and his faithful puppy boy dennis are regulars at their bdsm club. they're in there at least twice a week, sometimes three times, even with the hours they work.
they'll just be there, robby catching up with the other local doms while dennis nestles between his legs in his collar and harness and ears, tail butt plug keeping him nice and full. they're simply a package deal- where robby goes, a small, sweet puppy on a lead follows.
they're favourites among all the other attendees and robby lets other people give his puppy scratches behind the ear. the only awkward thing that has ever happened is when one of the other regulars ended up in the ER, and the doctor sent to tend to him was the puppy he'd been allowed to pet just the night before.
sometimes hucklerobby is the most biblical, sacred, fragile, and adoring worship akin to Romantic portraiture or ancient frescos
and sometimes it's the most freak nasty daddy kink ever put to paper
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hybrid!dennis spontaneously going into rut the first time him and robby fuck. he ends up knotting the air and it all unsatisfied and pitiful about it.
-puppydogwhitaker
Thats *coughs* tnhthat's soooo weird haha what're you talking about-
Guys we’ve got t-minus a coupla months before season 3 and I can’t wait to feast on whatever itty bitty Hucklerobby crumbs are tossed our way. Here’s a fun scenario as I wait (im)patiently for the season trailer 😬
another hucklerobby hybrid au musing with german shepard robby and baby golden retriever dennis...
the rest of the pitt find it hilarious just how protective robby is over his boyfriend when they're in their animal forms- not that robby isn't protective of dennis when they're in their human bodies, just that robby's need to shield and protect dennis is dialled up to eleven when confronted with his animal instincts.
its normal and expected for hybrids to spend about an hour of their shifts transformed and chilling in the breakroom, helping to regulate themselves, and while most go there alone, robby is adamant that he and dennis need to go together. always. dennis never protests or seems unhappy with this, snuggling into robby's side with a smile and letting the older steer him and lead him away, robby's pointed ears alert for danger even when they weren't in their animal forms, and dennis's floppy on the sides of his head.
all fine, right? they'll mind their business and have a nap in the corner full of pillows, and then they'll be back, right? sort of. once they transform, dennis is rendered pretty helpless by how young his puppy form is, meaning he can't move very far, or bark, or run, or bite. his actions are limited to sleeping and whining and cuddling into pillows, or being hand-fed. he's too wobbly on his tubby golden paws for anything else.
robby sees his beloveds fragile and vulnerable (and fucking adorable) form, and takes this as a call to duty. he'll transform into his large and imposing shepard, all focus and fang and strength, and nose dennis's weak body more firmly onto the cushions, using his teeth to drag a blanket over him as dennis yipped and snuffled. then he'll position himself around his boy, making sure his sleepy form is cuddled into his middle and held between his paws. he's protecting his lover from danger.
at no point does robby let his guard down. dennis snoozes and lets out squeaky snores that have robby leaning his head down to lick dennis's soft head, pampering his boyfriend, and then he returns his head to its normal position, ears alert and facing the door, eyes unblinking. no one will be approaching his puppy on his watch.
this is where the rest of the staff find it hilarious. it no longer matters how well they know robby and how kind and sweet robby is to them day-to-day, now the shepard has only one objective, and that is to protect dennis from threats. his coworkers are included in his list of percieved threats.
cassie comes in at one point to make cups of coffee for herself and javadi, and robby is not having it. she's far too close to the puppy. he starts up a warning growl in the back of his throat, chest rumbling with the noise and filling the room. cassie looks at where the dogs are layed and laughs.
"robby, calm down, im not touching dennis. see, look at him, he's fine. he's asleep."
robby's growl got louder and he flashed his teeth, threatened by the way the intruder (one of his most trusted doctors) had dared to refer directly to his puppy. how dare she? cassie only laughed more at the possessive, protective dog, and finished the coffees. robby teased the beginnings of a bark, volume climbing, deeply unhappy with her presence near dennis. the golden was so small and weak and soft, he needed to keep him safe and this wasn't acceptable.
"robby, seriously, chill out. don't bark at me for looking at dennis. if you bark at me, I'm getting dana. you know what happens if you growl at her."
robby stopped teasing the bark, but his growl continued. he did know what happened if he growled at dana, and it was him receiving a flick to his sensitive nose. he curled closer around dennis's sleeping form. cassie left the room and robby relaxed. success. another threat to his puppy had been fended off and dennis was safe and sound, snuffling and nuzzling him in his sleep.
as robby licks dennis's droopy ears triumphantly, cassie is telling the story to the nursing station while in fits of laughter. he was protective, that dog.