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[hello-eeveev]

a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals

[blankinyourhead]

Jingyi Li - Lean on me

[angelicguy]

hard day? dont worry. i just doordashed you a big angry live bug in a really thin box.

[princess-of-slaughter]

I have fallen victim to the doomed yuri

[beardedmrbean]

I love the midwest so much

[oodles-of-reblogs]

I...

I came here to post photos of the dashcon 2 Tena cosplayer but post fucking cancelled cause what

The Fuck

IS THIS

I did not take this photo. I have no memory of this photo. I do not know who this is or why they are in my camera roll.

I'm scared, and the SIX OMINOUS CUBES OF DARKNESS ARE NOT HELPING!!

[bitt-better]

IS THAT THE FUCKING CROAKER

[oodles-of-reblogs]

I don't even knoooooooow 😭😭😭😭

[oodles-of-reblogs]

@the-muppet-joker this u????

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. Many such cases...

[titsay]

guardian of the forest

[kosmogrl]

I will get my spark back no matter how long it takes

[homunculus-argument]

I don't even know whose job it was to teach people this, but did they just stop teaching people what a bicycle bell means?

One would think that hearing a very distinct, clearly audible, reasonably loud and rapidly approaching sound of any kind would make any reasonable mammal turn to look at the direction of the sound, just purely by instinct?? If a deer heard something nearby go DING DING DING DING DING DING at its general direction, it would at least look up to see whether the source of the sound is a threat or not? Just a quick "is that something I need to be concerned about?" type of glance.

The enshittification of pedestrians has reached the point where they have less traffic survival skills than deer.

[homunculus-argument]

How exactly does one slow down and weave around pedestrians who are blocking the entire way in a formation in which it would be impossible to pass them even on foot without elbowing one or two?

[rotseria]

This is literally why we need bike lanes

[homunculus-argument]

The pedestrians ignoring the bike bell are on the bike lanes.

[hearkheark]

People are misunderstanding OP in the notes, but I have experienced exactly this. This is what the bike lanes near my house look like every day around the time the schools let out. Featuring:

Teenagers walking in a row

Parent with buggy blocking the bike lane (often on phone)

Out of control toddler doing unpredictable zigzags

Person walking their dog on the opposite side so that the leash blocks both paths

Please notice that THE PEDESTRIAN AND BIKE PATHS ARE SEPARATED but most people don't seem to notice or care!

[homunculus-argument]

How did you get this footage of my daily walk.

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[raccoonmilf]

Introducing Moonshine and Lammy to Moonkit from @dashclan! Moonkit was actually based off of my biological daughter moonshine 🥺

[raccoonmilf]

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

[severeprincesheep]

There's more:

[the-muppet-joker]

Im the most evilest pervert in the world, or at least in ohio

[politijohn]

Source

Source

Source

Let’s go, Michigan!

[existentialqueer]

Met Connecticut Clark and wife Malfina

[sapphosapprentice]

There I am, Gary, there I am! (I am Malfina)

[anxeious]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this: